Here's The Deal...

Real NUTS

2006-03-20T21:45:00.000-05:00

WELL WELL WELL.... More Ignance on Nuts...

Sorry, it's not going to work that way..

You're playing a game with me obviously.. something is NOT right and I'm tired of these apparent games that are being played.

You delete 35 members of the board and then you send me an email asking about a few measley email entries being deleted.. and/or topics gone.. Well...

as for email log entries.. Judy apparently felt she could delete them at will.. you have before.. why couldn't I?

as for the topic that was deleted.. there was a poster getting out of hand last night.. Several fires that I was dealing with at one time, I might add.

.. Oh.. and then there is you..

You've known about Judy stepping down since Saturday.. You did respond to me yesterday, but the fact that I had emailed you twice wanting to know what was going on with you and your feelings/intentions after Judy leaving.. should have obviously given you an indication that if we were to progress with the board together there needed to be communication..

Since you have not communicated with me... I have not felt that we could progress with the board together.. In other words, in case I'm not being clear-cut enough for you LaShay.. I don't know whether you are 'with me' or 'against me' where the board is concerned.. A fact that I have been trying to convey to you for a very loooong time.

So now that Judy has stepped down.. A decision needs to be reached. Judy brought you on as an admin there, I did not. Given recent past, you have shown to side and coerce with Judy in secret, .. that has led to a further non-trust between you and I. I have been worried since Judy stepped down of you doing something harmful against the board, but I did not act on those fears.. not until today..

Judy already threatened me this morning and said for me to guard what I could, cause she was going to start snatching some of her things back.. She was speaking in context to smilies..but who knows what else she was referring to.. AND I might add,.. the only way she could remove those smilies (which don't matter a hill of beans in the grand scheme to me by the way--) .. but the only way she could do that is to have access to the admin panel.. And if that ain't by way of me.. it's by way of you !!!

So.. there you go... It's time to come clean.. or go.. You decide.

Laura

Gospel NUTS

2006-02-19T21:55:00.000-05:00

I'd say so..

Posted by: Precious Feb 19 2006, 07:02 PM
Is it true Miss Judy, please confirm or deny if indeed DaCrabb Man himself be single again or not? Thank-ee
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 07:05 PM
Yes, he is free indeed! The divorce was final on Friday, February 17!!!!
Posted by: Precious Feb 19 2006, 07:12 PM
Well, I didn't want no specalatin going on ya know. So, that settles that.Press on Gerald !!
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 07:16 PM
It is the truth! After 9 months, it is finished! AMEN!Now, let's pray for both parties to find peace and happiness in their lives.
Posted by: Precious Feb 19 2006, 07:25 PM
Yes'm.... Dat is exactly what I was thinking too
Posted by: encore Feb 19 2006, 09:04 PM
I think divorce (between 2 Christians especially) should be a sad, solemn occasion, not something to clap and cheer over. I would think that heaven is grieving...
Posted by: stanthecrabbfan Feb 19 2006, 09:28 PM
I am very surprised that Christians would applaud divorce! I think divorce is not something to be happy about! I will pray for both Gerald and Kathy because I believe they are both wonderful people! And I wish them both all the happiness in the world!
Posted by: Precious Feb 19 2006, 09:30 PM
Do not misinterpret my posting. That is unfortunately how too many things turn ugly. I stated my intentions within my post. I know exactly how sad and how solemn divorce is- first-hand.In this relationship as well, an unfortunate end has come. My question over its finality has nothing to do with the actual demise itself, but only the fact of where it is at this moment.
Posted by: encore Feb 19 2006, 09:42 PM
OK...I guess the big toothy smiling, clapping emoticon in the Judge's post didn't strike me as solemn.I feel badly for Gerald and Kathy both....but most of all for the children. Yes...I know they are adults....but even adult children can be very wounded in these situations.
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 10:05 PM
I also feel it is sad, but it does happen, it happened to me too. I never meant for the clapping smiley to appear that I was appauding d-i-v-o-r-c-e, I don't. I am simply glad that all the turmoil for each party is over. They each need our prayers. Everyone deserves to be happy. Enough tears have been shed already. Enough pain has happened, it is time for both to live and be happy.
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 10:14 PM
It isn't the divorce that was being appauded, it is the finality of something that had gone wrong. I have been lifting prayers for severals months for both parties and the kids also. You say you're surprised that Christians applaud divorce, well I'm surprised that Christians are the first to shoot their own when they are down also, but that happens too. It is very sad that it happens, but again, it does happen. This isn't the first divorce in SGM history and I'm sure it won't be the last. I wish we lived in a perfect world where things like this didn't happen, but unfortunately we don't. We just need to lift our prayers for them all and pray they each find true and lasting peace and happiness. That is my prayer.
Posted by: onemoreday Feb 19 2006, 10:15 PM
I was also very surprised at all the hand-clapping, & what I portrayed as a celebration of divorce....this is indeed NO CELEBRATION....it is a very sad situation for this family.....IMP...a divorce should never be a time of celebration....it should be a time for praying for all involved......I think apologies are in order to all of us board members who witnessed this.....I'm sorry, and my post will probably be deleted, but I just had to speak my piece on this one!
posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 10:34 PM
I do certainly apologize to all who took my clapping smiley as a celebration. It is sad, but it is also the end to what I hope will be heartache also. I pray they all find peace & comfort.
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 10:42 PM
This thread is now closed out of respect for all parties involved.

I'm so upset at this moment.. this thread is PURE STUPIDITY. There is nothing else to it. A public message board is no place to joke about a divorce.

MySpace Reveals!

2006-02-09T18:10:00.000-05:00

OK, so here's the deal.. It seem like erone gettin' on myspace.. well.. we gonna list here the SG peeps' myspaces fo your viewing pleasure.. be careful tho.. cuz some of dem are not PG.. sad isn't it? But others are pretty cool.. lets you know more about the artist.. Here we go....

Kenny

Reba Rambo

Paul

Joyce

Sunday Edition

AmyMarie

Kristian Booth

Hope's Call

Donna

Chris to the Unthank

Kimberly

Kristian

Rachel Willliams

The Allens

Steven

Laura

Anthony

Reed Family

Russell Reed

Am I Wrong?

2006-02-06T18:39:00.001-05:00

This is just a note to let you know that SoGospelNews is offering a once a year special on their advertising rates. Due to the high demand we are running out of room fast for the rest of the year. This is why we are offering these special ad rates. We want to give you the opportunity to get a spot before there are none left. We will soon be taking reservations for 2007. In order to concentrate on 2006 we are offering the final spots of 2006 at the lowest price they will ever be.

*interpreted

Our ad sales are down and we need to move them. *

If you ads are going fast, why would you lower the price? Cornfusing to me.

PLT?

"On Ghetto Street"

2006-02-05T23:41:00.000-05:00

"On Ghetto Street"

Verse 1
The other day I was walking down a path called memory lane,
I saw Miss so and so.. and couldnt think of her name.
Mam, would you tell me, or give me some advice.
What the heck is your name? and do you eat fried rice.
She started wavin' her boa and screamin' at me,
Then Jenny passed out and scraped her knee.
I tried to help Jenny, but she kept on slippin',
It only left me to wonder... "What has she been sippin???"

Chorus
Everybody join hand and hand, among the righteous throng,
Be sure to wear a boa, to cover that tight thong!
And if you start to slippin', and the knees go to drippin',
We will have some wine for you to be sippin.
Be sure to be praying fer that tail bone,
But this aint gonna be no communion, so leave your cups at home!

Verse 2
We went back to the lady and asked her for a favor,
She said her name was Jo#2, but we thought.. Kittysinger!
Day peeps rock and they is off tha hizzy,
They always be bumpin' and that junk makes me dizzy!
JJ Jamboree is almost here, I thought,
"Dont forget that soap and a fluffy ol' cot!"
Scootfest is nearing too, just as slow as molasses,
Dont forget your cactus and purple sunglasses!!!

Repeat Chorus

Verse 3
Jo-itty had a new friend boy with her, saw a ring on her finger,
They be getting married soon, that poor SG Singer!
I asked Jo for her autograph, but I didnt have a pen.
I told her it was alright with pencil to which she said... Amen??
She scribbled a lil x & o to which i screamed "NO WAY!!!",
She said, "You better take it bud or get it some other way?"
So i said, "You listen up! Your not getting this rose!
She said, "Thats ok??? I have 'em out the nose!

Repeat Chorus

Bridge
Well, Scootfest is ova, and the Jamboree was the bomb,
If you need some more info go to ghettogospel.com!

Tag
Although they are fake and only cost a dolla,
when you leave take a rose, and don't forget to holla!

Reprise - optional
I realized she's a person jus like the rest of us,
Not some super human above all temptations!

© 2004 Da Benny Inc.

"Scratch 'n' Shout"

2006-02-05T23:25:00.000-05:00

"Scratch 'n' Shout"

Verse 1
The nites are long and hard the miles are tired and lonely,
I gots to rest my dawgs, before I gets on stage and dance like a pony.
My dress and slip are picked, my mules are shined and spit,
I'm off the eagle in a sec, time fer me to git.
One Little Corn, on the corner of my heel,
I know who I serve, I know that he can Heal
But I just cant take this pain, or the bunyuns no moe,
Lord, I need a healing, please open the doe.

Chorus
Buff and Buff all hours of the day, try to get the perfect feet to show off when I say,
Hes God on the mountain, and God in the valley,
Lawd, my feets be sweating, and I'm slippin' like Sally
But your word says I can stand, So I'll just take positon,
Lord, my toes are ugly, please send a physician.
Reuben u get close to my feets one moe time and u'll be gone fishing!

Verse 2
We just finished our set and the nite is almost gone,
I just stepped all in a mess of Tony G's ice cream cone
Dont get in the way of my machine fast arm,
it might get in the middle of your neck and your charm.
I'm up late again, you know,burning the midnight oil,
Is this another corn, or is it a big fat boil?
Help me to remember Lord, that its at your feet I bow,
But my feets need some lotion, but I aint gots time fer it now

Repeat Chorus

Bridge
Do you know how it feels to to scream and shout, when your bunyun gets to hurting, and you have a big crowd.
Do you know how it feels to have corns and cant scratch em? They feel so hard, but you just cant reach em.
Do you know how it feels, when your arm is in motion, but cant reach down, to put on some lotion.
Oh I know that feel, tell me, Do you know how it feels???

Tag
I know it makes u smile when I let out my mid-song scream,
You better watch out, I'll kick my shoe in your ice cream!

© Da Benny, Inc.

6:39

2006-02-01T12:43:00.000-05:00

Ah, it's the best part of the day
When at night, your head down you lay!
Visions of sugarplums dance in your head...
Oh crap I had just jacked that line from that book I had read...

Anyways, I like to sleep...
I like it at night when you don't hear a peep!
Just the warmth of the blanket, the soft of the bed
And the occasional poke from a feather in my bed...

But even that's ok...cause sleeping rocks...
It rocks almost as much as prettiful socks!
Away from the bullies and hurt and misery
Away from the stress and the pressures of life...
Away from worries, away from strife!

But then like a bullhorn sounding in your hear
Along comes your most dreaded fear...
The alarm clock is yelling "Get yo' tail out the bed!!!
And go in the world that you so often dread!"
"NO!!!", you scream, "It can't be time!!!"
The clock says "It is time, it's 6:39!!!"
You fight the urge to call in sick,
You fight the urge to beat the clock with a stick...

You get out of bed with much disdain,
And head into a world of material gain...
And then the cycle happens again...
Tiredness, misery, relief at the end of the day,
Family time, eating, TV, and then "YAY!"
...it's time to sleep!

But always lurking in the back of your mind...
Is the bullhorn that sounds at 6:39...

Amen.

Sister Reah

2006-01-30T14:29:00.000-05:00

Sister Reah

A knock sounded at the door
O' Who would it be but Sister Reah?
As I lounged upon the floor.
The Pain began to come,
and the cramps gripped me tightly
as mom patted me on the head lightly.
I tried to fight it off,
but I couldn't reach the Bismal(Pink Bismuth)
Oh but I was dismal.
I wondered what I ate
to bring on this bought
it was very late
when I begin to shout.
The neighbors all came running
to see what was the matter
was it murder? was it pain?
Too embaricated was I,
to tell them it was the latter.

PTL?

Lawd...eww...

2006-01-29T23:25:00.000-05:00

So lets us talk about something that burns my tail!!! I had been on a trip on dis weekend amen? I went myself to a college ok? I swear my churrins, there was some girls hanging on some boys like nobody bidness. Hello my girlies, you dont need to be like surgically attached to some guy to get his attention! LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS amen? Get thy tails off them guys tails. Honeychillrens, you is opening a whole new can of worms when you start that physical mess. So stop while you ahead amen? No clingy clingy touchy feely hanky panky nasty wasty messy wessy.

LAWD!

Holla

PTL?

2006-01-28T14:52:00.000-05:00

Ok, I's new here to dis blog and I can't knoe what to say. I thoughts the other post were so funty. I's the banned king of all message boards and luvs the excitments? PTL? AMEN? I pray i can be a blessins to all my friends and stuff.

PTL?

Woah.. Come In JP?? Can Ya Hear Me??

2006-01-28T14:15:00.000-05:00

AMENDS!! OK so dis blog has been in a commas or comas, one of dem ok??, fo evah and about a year (365 +/- ok??) and we gotta get busy up in here up in here wif some post fo our publics ok?.. cuz dey is #1 fo shizzle!!! Amen ptl ok? I been talkin' to my homies up on da messNger systems reskently and they wants to start up dis awesome blog. I thinks they lookin' to minstrize moe up on da internets.. You ever try to figure out da indernets?.. It so confusin' to me cuz like there is nothin' real about any ofs it but yet.. it dere.. it is kinda freaky if you thinks about it.. like I sittin' up in here pressin' buttons and watchin' da letter come ups on da screen.. ok?.. but get dis.. it like don't exist fo real like.. ya know what I sayin'.. prolly not cuz I dumb.. but whatever. ya know.. ok?.. anyhow.. we gettin' a new menber ups in dis hizzyspace.. ptrl fo dat.. He #1.. I knowed he shall bring da joy back up in dis place cuz uhm.. right dis minute.. it lackin' fo sho ok?.. We needs some excitements goin' on cuz diz place like da drizzle drizzle on a rainy day.. OK so I know dis one thing.. I no goot at write right rite wrightin' up in here so I might as well goes and gets me some of dat Willis Chendy SHEWWWW dat jank is MMMMMhmmmmmm good ok? ght like Capbells soups or some jank like that.. I don't want to do no products infridgementz and get sued fo makin' someone's sound day they had a trademarx on.. ya know cuz Lord knows I don't has enuff $$$ to go up against no Capbells soups comanies.. ya know.. so I shall resist and hold my MMMMhmmm's to my self ok?.. Even though they try to rebell some times and slips out.. but fotunealy no 2 slips at ones ok?.. Cuz we all know how dat come abouts.. Lawd.. throw some water on da floe.. I are sho nuff gonna finds it and do a slip N slide all day long.. and no one gonna helps me cuz dey be a laffin' so hard they gonna *** day pants.. but I pray dat don't happens cuz .. well you know ok?.. SHH OK.. so what I'm screamin' is.. I need to gets back in da groove.. no no.. not that groove.. \o/ \\o o// \o\ /o/ ok?.. Puts you hands id da air.. and waive ght friend ** dem like ya just don't cayah.. ok.. shh.. anyhow.. cuz I need to get my jank groove on cuz it seems to just has lost it ovah da time.. anyhow.. be blessed my chilrens!!

YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking Of Me, Thinking Of You

2004-12-15T10:46:00.000-05:00

Psalms 139:17&18 KJV How precious also are thy thoughts unto me, O God! how great is the sum of them! If I should count them, they are more in number than the sand: when I awake, I am still with thee.

It's comforting to know that the Lords thoughts are always about us. How much more should we think of Him? Psalms 139:13 tells us he even knew us when we were in our mother's womb.

A few days ago I was talking to a good friend of mine and he requested prayer for a woman in his community that needed a heart transplant. He went on to say that the good thing about it was that this woman had the blood type where it would make it easier for the transplant to take place. The thought came to mind is that the Lord had this situation under control from her birth. He knew that her having the universal recipient blood type would make it easier for the transplant to happen.

Later that night as I sat down to do my daily Bible reading, the Lord pointed me to these verses. He showed me that not only does He know us from birth, He also thinks of us constantly.

Twas da night befo' Christmas

2004-11-30T23:56:00.000-05:00

Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--
well anyway
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
I said, for real doe, come check dis out
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt
Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
and sippin on a 40, he busted a move
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Yo homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
and busted the window with a b-ball bat
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome
To sip that pepsi waitin at home
and all I heard as he cruised outta sight
was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"

STUCK

2004-11-19T10:40:00.000-05:00

Hey! I havent blogged in forever and 4 days. I know all of yall were missing me. But something almost tragic happened to me yesterday and I wanted to share. Now, I wouldnt tell this to everyone...But yall are my friends. (ok, dumb) (that is an excellent line to use in churches if you is a gospel singer btw.. if you want to share a funny story.. say.. now, i wouldnt tell this to everyone, but yall are my friends.. amen, cuz they are..maybe, prolly, never..sometimes..almost always they are) Yeah! ok? Well I had math lab 8:00 in the morning yesterday. I usually dont go to the 8:00 one..but since i have 7 modules left to do.. i thought I better carry my big tail across campus. So, i proceeded and that was that. So after It was done with.. i had a 9:30 class. Well as any fat person should do... i decided to catch the elevator up to the 2nd floor instead of taking the stairs. PTL! Well, i get up in the elevator and the door shuts. I had some lab papers in my hands and I was looking over them. PTL Got 3 100's..hes moving saints! oh yesh.. and um... The door shuts and im just looking at my papers. Well, i realized...the elevator hadnt moved. So, i freaked. I was pushing all the buttons below the numbers. All of a sudden a bell goes off and mess..but the door would not open. I still havent figured out why. Well the bell kept ringing but nothing was happening. I was in there for about 3 LONG HORRIBLY DREADED..(almost deadlY) WAIT somebody ringing my door bell......

OK? ignance people, ignance... Amend.. so where I was? oh yesh Bell still ringing.. but nobody came or anything.. well my heart had sank low enough, i was getting OUT of that thing. I was sweating and er thing. I take my bookbag off.. lay it down on the floor... and I was about to start banging and mess... i wont playing.. But i did want to try to mash some more buttons...(that was sorta fun)..well this time i decided to push some numbers... WOULD YOU KNOW... STUPID ME...hadnt even pushed what floor I wanted to go to. So, I ever so calmly pushed 2 and it started moving. My heart was rejoiced. I got to class on time too! PTL.. front row, professor side.. ght to Chonda~ (i think that would make a good tongue dont you?)...chondaroadinmyhonda... oh yesh So.. thats Wonderful.

Happy Thanksgiving. Pray i dont over eat.. i cant afford to. you know..?? ok? Well also on yesterday.. THIS WAS FUNNY.. I had seen a movie this funny line.. but I wont say which one.. i will keep that secret... but you can comment if you seen it too..but a friend of mine wore this outfit that looked a HOT MESS!!! So she said..._______MY NAME_____ , Dont this look good on me? I said... ummm, NO! (cuz i like to be honest, most of the time, almost always, hardly never not, not honest.. yeah)? She said... Well, THEY told me I looked good in this...I said.. Who is THEY? STevie Wonder? (that gots me weak again, PTL for that movie line).. Until next time... I pray yall dont get stuck~

college ignance

2004-11-19T10:13:00.000-05:00

OK....HERE FOR YO ENJURRMENT IS A SAMPLE OF IGNANCE FROM ONE SMART PEEP AND ONE NOT SO MUCH OK???? ENJOY DIS AS I DID!!!

h: A 4.0 IS PERFECT A'S
J: yesh....
J : No no no..
J: I PROMISE ITS NOT
J : ok?
J : I promise it tis..
J : lol
h: U CANT HAVE BETTER THAN A 4.0
h: 4.0 IS STRAIGHT A'S
h: TRUST ME
J : ummm yesh you can... how you think they pick who wins Valedictorian.. or whoever
J : No no no... it not ok?
h: OK LOOK...THIS IS HOW U DO IT
h: A=4
h: B=3
h: C=2
h: D=1
h: F=0
J : Amends..
h: U ADD THEM TOGETHER 5 A'S = 20
h: 1 B = 3
J : you is RONG... SU RONG accept you is RONG.. LOL
h: 20+3=23
J : You is leaving out 1 important factor in this equation... well two..
J : 1. You need Jesus!
h: 23 DIVIDED BY UR # OF SUBECTS (6) = 3.8333333
J : 2. You didnt axx me my credit hours.
h: WHICH IS 3.8
J : LOL
h: IT DONT MATTER
h: LOL
J : Amend, it do.
h: UR CREDIT HOURS DONT MATTER
h: NO
J : yesh it do...
J : lol
h: NO
h: LOL
T : YOU DUMB
J : LOL
J : i try to tells you.. you just plains ignance
h: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J : im reading my hands book ok?
J : LOOK *****.... ******* about to get visited with gunfire.
J : lol
h: OK IM THE SMART ONE HERE.....ALTHOUGH ITS TRUE U IN COLLEGE, BUT U DUMB
h: LOL
J : We Boff Dumb ok?
h: NO
h: WELL OK
J : but I are least dumb in dis situation
h: BUT
h: NO
J : lol
h: WHATS UR SKOOLS WEBSITE?
J : Keep thinking you is right. Jesus knows your heart and efforts. But He no you is wrong too.
J : ok?
J : www.ignantpeepskool.edu
h: OK GIVE ME UR GRADES AND CREDIT HOURS
h: HURRY *****
J : I have 5 A's with 13 credit hours
J : 1 B with 3 credit hours
h: Your GPA for this semester is: 3.81 which is an A-.
h: THERE U DING DONG
h: THAT IS OFF A GPA WEBSITE
h: SO KISS DIS
h: OK?
J : YOU IS RONG
J : ok?
h: NO
h: I NOT
h: LOL
h: http://web.ask.com/redir?bpg=http%3a%2f%2fweb.ask.com%2fweb%3fq%3dHOW%2bDO%2bI%2bCALCULATE%2bMY%2bGPA%26o%3d0%26page%3d1&q=HOW+DO+I+CALCULATE+MY+GPA&u=http%3a%2f%2ftm.wc.ask.com%2fr%3ft%3dan%26s%3da%26uid%3d0CB64464589B0E914%26sid%3d1CED9464589B0E914%26qid%3d1DF2A5040E1C9F48A9C948BE39F044A0%26io%3d2%26sv%3dza5cb0dd9%26o%3d0%26ask%3dHOW%2bDO%2bI%2bCALCULATE%2bMY%2bGPA%26uip%3d0cd8c65c%26en%3dte%26eo%3d-100%26pt%3dCalculate%2bYour%2bGPA%26ac%3d6%26qs%3d0%26pg%3d1%26ep%3d1%26te_par%3d103%26te_id%3d%26u%3dhttp%3a%2f%2fwww.back2college.com%2fgpa.htm&s=a&amp;bu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.back2college.com%2fgpa.htm&qte=0&o=0&abs=GPA+Calculator.++Course.++Credit+Hours.++Grade.++How+to+Calculate+Your+Grade+Point+Average+(GPA)+Your+grade+point+average+(GPA)+is+calculated+by...&tit=Calculate+Your+GPA&bin=6a604e1be
h: HERE ...DO IT YOSEFFF
h: I PRAY U SEES DA TRUFF
J : YOU NEED JESUS
J : im praying Shhhhhh
J : ROTFLOL
J : you so right
h: WELL PRAY I DONT CURSE U OUT WHILE U AT IT OK?
J : YOU SO RIGHT
h: I KNOW DIS
J : YOU SO RIGHT
J : LOL
h: SO WHAT NOW???? BAM IN YO FACE
J : i was doing 17 credit hours.. and its 16
h: DONT TRY TO PLAY A PLAYA OK???
J : LOL but i had da right concept..
J : lol
J : ROTFLOL
h: NO
h: NO
h: LOL
J : We is friends again. ok?
h: YESH
h: WE IS BEST FRIENDS NOW
h: OK?
J : Jesus used us.
J : lol CAUSE I IS RIGHT.....IF I WERE RONG...I MIGHT NOT BE YO FRIEND
h: LOL
J : LOL
J : you still RONG though...
J : But I will say you is right ok?
J : ok?
h: PTL
J : soo i need all freakin As
J : cuz i dont want a 3.81
J : and that are a A +
J : ok? no -
h: lol
h: well u still smart
h: ok...yesh i admit it

Famous We Is!

2004-11-04T13:57:00.000-05:00

Well my word, its been a while. It seems while I have been away Here's The Deal.. has become quite popular. Nope, we didn't even have to make any press releases or lame marketing get ups either. We didn't ink nothing with nobody or agree to write anything. Haha. Funny to my spirit. We are getting comments about this blog on several different blogs and we even made an appearance on www.google.com Somebody said they looked up Pentecostal Hairdos and we popped up. I don't think you will find any of them here, but glad you found us. Sit down and stay awhile. I am sure glad my fellow poster commented on another blog as to what this blog is all about. We ain't suppose to be all business on this blog. So if thats what your looking for, umm... save yourself some time. STOP READING NOW! Amen, but if you can survive our poor humor and ect. you should read on. Its fun. I must warn you... Some of my fellow posters on here are very good with words and such.. but not me. So dont be looking for any essay of smartness or sense...AMEN.. and if your looking for correct spelling.. my word.... Go elsewhere. LOL (i know thats right) Ok... What has been going on? Nothing, i do deem it be. BUSH got president again, i was happy about that. No hate mail required either, just keep it to yourself. So I will not discuss that anymore. Umm... SG, same ole, same ole, About this and About that... and um... ECC signed this and that.. and lets see.... Les Beasley...Had heart problems and surgery, we've been praying for him. I love Fall! Incase you didnt notice..... I dont never stay on one topic for any length of time. I have, I think.. ADD, it hasnt been diagnosed ever, its gone undedected by most, almost everybody, i think generally... LOL except yall. Comment Later, Amen. But I shall diagnose it now, let it be said, that i cant never think too good for long on one thing. So today I am home, i didnt go to class! It was raining, my professors never show up anyway, my throat was hurting, ear aching, my head acting the fool... so yeah, home it was. But I shall press on, as one of my dear friends always tells me to do. Speaking of which. I was humbled with the previous posters comments about friendships. He is a dear friend of mines as well. And ALL are too. I wonder does anyone know who I am on this thing? I sure hope not cuz my career on this earth would be over. They would think I am really ignant! Oh lawd... Do yall know who made the word ignant? I dont know either. It has several meanings.. i say... i use it to mean... STUPID, DUMB, FOOLISH, OUT YOUR HEAD, FUNNY, YOUR A MESS... just about anything I want to use it for, cuz i can, cuz im me. ok? So thats that. I pray this post doesnt get deleted. OH, i bet yall havent heard this. It didnt make the headlines.. But a dear friend of mine, Jolene #2 over on SGN boards says she is leaving. I will surely miss her. I dont go to many boards or bloggs.. they get obnoxious after a while.. (oh, big word).. but I do enjoy reading her stuff. So she said she is leaving, upset about the rep points or some mess. Bless Her. I pray her strength. I really enjoy SGN and Averyfineline.. the others.. Nah. I go and linger a while but dont hang out much. Im a busy persn. I have to work on this night. Soo... that brings you a little up to date on ignance. (news in this case) Where do yall peeps get your news from? Me? I get it from... lets see?? CNN, CBS, FOX, WAVY TV, Daily Advance (ignant local paper), ummm.. Gossiper #1, Gossiper #2, Gossiper #3.. i mean... No, i forget they dont tell the news just facts. I get confused sometimes. But Oh well.. im pressing on.. Amen.. Michigan friends? Press on.... Until the next Famous sighting of HERES THE DEAL... this is the deal....

BE BLESSED

The Dearest Friend I Ever Had

2004-11-02T00:11:00.000-05:00

I want to start off by dedicating this post to a friend. Someone, not only a brother in Christ, but someone I truly consider a friend. I hope all things are well in EC my friend!

Proverbs 18:24 KJV A man that hath friends must show himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.

We all to some degree have friends. Some close, some not so close. As the verse states above in order to have a friend we need to be a friend. I am so thankful for the friends the Lord has allowed me to make over the years. Some easy to get to know, some not that easy. Nonetheless still friends. I never really appreciated a real friend or friendship until the relationship I had always "knew" was there was tested.
About four years ago my father passed away suddenly of a major heart attack. It was a difficult time just like all of us to go through. I had all my family around me to rally for support. My friends would come by to visit, lend words of sympathy, and to offer any help I needed. I was truly blessed in not only my family's time of need and sorrow but my own need and sorrow.
As I met with my brother at church to make ready for the service, it was as if I could go on no longer. I was emotionally & physically drained. I looked at my brother with tears in my eyes and asked him to pray with me. As we knelt on the steps of that old church the words were ringing loud in my ears "there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother". My brother right by my side, arms touching arms, tears falling on the same steps together, but yet there was nothing my brother could do for me. It was almost instantly I could feel my dearest friend reach down and touch me and assure me everything was alright. I am so thankful I showed myself friendly and answered the knock on my hearts door years ago allowing the Lord to dwell within me. My friend truly did sticketh closer to me than a brother.

Blessings

Secrets Revealed?

2004-11-01T12:14:00.000-05:00

Deuteronomy 29:29 KJV The secret things belong unto the Lord our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.

Such a beautiful verse! To know that what the Lord chooses to reveal is ours forever! It is given for our benefit to hand down for generations to come. There are things we will never understand.
Job could not understand and even questioned the Lord why all those things were happening to him. Job 38:1-41 God did not answer Job's questions but asked Job a series of questions. God used Job's ignorance of the earth's natural order to reveal his ignorance of God's moral order. If Job could not understand the workings of God's physical creation how could he possibly understand God's mind and character?
God gives us enough direction in His Word how to be saved, how to live, how to marry, how to raise children, how to conduct our daily business etc. It doesn't take unlocking great mysteries of the Bible to know this. When we don't know the answer or don't see that there is a brighter day ahead, that is where faith comes in. We don't need to know all that God knows to have faith, we just need to know Him.

Blessings

It's Official

2004-10-29T19:24:00.000-04:00

Back a few posts ago, I came up with SGBlogNews.com and Chris and Amy Unthank have went running with it. Great job guys!! There is a strange satisfaction of having a small part of the SGBlogNews.com site owed to me! HAHA! The only part I don't like about the site is the control that they want to have over everyone. They want to have all the comments to articles posted there instead of the owner's site. (sigh) No one will ever be able to break out from under the Unthank Empire, as our friend Avery put it.

Word!?!?

Everybody Is A Pro

2004-10-28T23:28:00.000-04:00

On a recent visit to the Jobs section at SN, I noticed several listings of folks wanting fulltime singing positions only. Are these people wanting to fulfill a life long dream, or do they believe they have the talent to sing at that level? Could it be they have this idea of a pro sg'er making the mega bucks? Maybe its the fame? Probably a combination of all of these I just listed. My thought is why wait for a pro gig? Sing now!!!

WalmarK Ignance

2004-10-28T19:39:00.000-04:00

Aightchall...
I cereal needs to git my haid on skrait..git dis..I be drivin up in Houston, aight, and I sees a WalmarK sign and sose I whip the Impala up in der, up in der. But stay wif me, day is also a Lowes in da same place. Now WalmarK and Lowes is bofe BLUE aight? Still wid me? Aight...I go be boppin up tords da do, got my mine on some Oreos, amend and gits up to da doe and I realizededed...day aint nairy Oreo up in Lowes (up in Lowes). Dis ni&&a done parkeded at Lowes, thankin it were WalmarK. Man. Took me anudda five minnets to git over to da WalmarK to git dem cookies. But as I rite dis to yall, dem thangs is goot (ght my brotha).
Aitchall...shalomahomies

"Barely Above Ignorant", nah.. IGNANCE!

2004-10-27T14:43:00.000-04:00

It seems that our blog has been given a new title by our friend Amy Marie Unthank. I happen to like it, although it is spelled 'Ignance' not 'Ignorant'. Thanks Amy for the new title and the free publicity! I feel as though I should send you a check. :-)

I feel sorry for anyone who came to this blog and expected a serious sg discussion. Although there are a few serious articles every now and then, this blog is mostly for fun! Every one of us take life too seriously. Our Saviour is full of joy. When we abide in Him, we have joy! We appreciate all of the readers who come to read this blog. Many of them have told us that they enjoy our blog, that they laugh and have a fun time. That is all we had hoped for.

Thank you to all the wonderful friends we have!

May God Bless You!

Long Goodbyes

2004-10-26T01:59:00.000-04:00

OK.. so how long does it take to say goodbye to yo frenz??.. Here is an example of just how long it takes for one of my friends to say goodbye.. The names were changed to protect the identity of the guilty.. oh I mean the innocent! Amen.. Hope dis is a blessing to all!!

Begining of goodbye
Bob: ok
Bob: i shall go to ebd.
Bob: be
***RCW - *************: okay....this is starting to burn
Bob: bed
***RCW - Jane: Did ya'll have fun wifout me??
***RCW - Jane: burn?
Jane: cya Bob
Bob: loads Jane
***RCW - ************: I didn't
Bob: Night.
***RCW - ************: I missed you.
************: nite, Bob
Bob: Jane you is my friend. And ALL
***RCW - Jane: I missed ya'll too..
Bob: no enemies ok?
***RCW - *************: not itch...burn
Bob: yeah right...
Bob: later.
***RCW - Jane: I didn't know if you wanted me back or not
John:
Jane: bye Bob
Jane:
Jane: *highfive*
Bob:
Bob: *KILL Jane*'
Jane: LOL
Bob: oh, i take that back
Bob: *hug Jane*
Bob: lol
***RCW - Yahoo! Messenger: ******* has declined to join and sent: Sorry, I'm exhausted from my **** weekend! Thanks any way! Y'all have a good time!
Jane: oh no *****
***RCW - Bob: LAWD, i sure hope they never retire
Bob: Im gone on dat one.
Jane: amen
***RCW - Bob: She is a blessing.
Bob: NIGHT ALL
Jane: BYEEEEEEEEE
Bob: and Jane SIZZLE BABIZZLA FE_FI_FO_FIZZLE
Jane: LAWD..
Bob: LOL
Bob: i need sleep
Bob: ok?
Jane: You take 40 years to leave
Bob: pray for me
Bob: and *****
Bob: I can take longer
Bob: ok?
Bob: lol
Jane: LOL
Bob: oh you better believe it... you besta be glad im not in ********
Jane: Why?
Bob: i would shoot an apple through your window
Bob: and knock you out
Bob: LOL
Bob: <-----ghetto
Bob: ok?
Jane: I can catch it with my teeth
Bob: but at least it would be healtheee
Bob: oh dats right...
Bob: shoot...
Jane: and den make cider
Bob: well i will shoot dem fast ok? and you cant.. or else your dentures will falls out
Bob: oh yeah.. your the orchard pro
Jane: I have extra sets
Jane: amen
Bob: ROTFLOL
Bob: PTL for extra sets
Bob: ROTFLOL
Jane: amen
Jane: ROTFLOL
Bob: ROTFLOL
Bob: i am weak
Jane: That was funny to me
***RCW - Jane: did erone else leave?
Bob: lawd i cant breaf
***RCW - Bob: no Jane they is amazed at us
Jane: LOLOL
Jane: oh amen..
Bob: we is so terribly ignant
***RCW - ************: no, I are still here.
Bob: more sets
Bob: ROTFLOL
***RCW - Jane: *waiving to the ******** *
Bob: OMG.... help me lord.
Jane: LOL
Bob: Night all
Jane: Cya Bob
Bob: but before i leave
Bob: i want yall to know..
Bob: per SD..
Jane: LAWD
Bob: YALL IS NOBODY SPECIAL EITHER
Bob: ok?
Jane: ROTFLOL
Bob: LOL
Jane: thanks Bob
Bob: Amen Jane.
***RCW - *************: my mama said I was
Bob: DOnt forget.
Jane: I shall blog about that
***RCW - *************: and my Jenny
Bob: yeah mamas do that.. mama told me i was skinny too
Bob: ok?
Bob: help her.
Jane: LOLOL
Bob: amen Jane you do that
Jane: amen
Bob: im gone dis time
Bob: i pray
Jane: ptl
Bob: what *** say?
Jane: CYA!!!
Bob: say it one more again
*************: bye
Bob: SHhhhhhhhh Jane
Bob: oh bye
Jane: LOLOLOL
Bob: lawd, yall run my pressure up
THE END!!!

Hope ya'll were blessed!!

Ignance in da city yall

2004-10-25T01:18:00.000-04:00

aightchall....whoevah designed da hiways in houston texas was IGNANT. whoever heared of WEST Sam Houston Tollway NORTH...ok...does you want me to go NORTH or does you want me to go WEST??? And what ever happened to ENGLISH SPEAKING people in dis country of America..amen? Patel's and Hector's dont give no good drectshuns, aight? Lawd I aint neer seed so much rampant ignance as DIS BROTHA who learnedededed to drive up in mayberry rfd, trying to handle all dis traffic in the middle of the night with a Whataburger ready to come back up. Lawd bless us all, amen. Thank the Lawd for dat sistah who answered the phone at the hotel and even though she thought it were funny to her soul, she talkededed me in like they do on dem movie of the week pichers where a passenger be flyin a plane. "OK...right der...turn right there....ok.....stop right there.....now take a left....aight you is almose here ni&&a" You get da picher.
Bless my laawd I gots nice suite up in here up in here. Got a bedroom and a livin room and two tv's and a big ol baffroom and a kitchen and a big ol desk you could skin a deer on. I am about to get my sleep on.
Shalomahomies yall.

GET OUT NOW OK?

2004-10-24T11:36:00.000-04:00

My advice to anyone debating wether to go to college, stay home and work or just what.. GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Lawd, I wish I would have went off for college right after HS. I would be out of college and on my own most likely. But I was stupid OK? But its all good. Right? Amend? It does stink being 22 and still at home and a freshman in college. Help us dear Father. But I guess it beats being a drug dealer or something like that. How come parents can be so ignant sometimes? Lawd, pray my strength, and I will pray yalls too ok? We in this fight of life together. Lifes hard, handle it wit prayer.. AMen? who said dat? i needs to give them some honor.