Here's The Deal...

"Scratch 'n' Shout"

Verse 1
The nites are long and hard the miles are tired and lonely,
I gots to rest my dawgs, before I gets on stage and dance like a pony.
My dress and slip are picked, my mules are shined and spit,
I'm off the eagle in a sec, time fer me to git.
One Little Corn, on the corner of my heel,
I know who I serve, I know that he can Heal
But I just cant take this pain, or the bunyuns no moe,
Lord, I need a healing, please open the doe.

Chorus
Buff and Buff all hours of the day, try to get the perfect feet to show off when I say,
Hes God on the mountain, and God in the valley,
Lawd, my feets be sweating, and I'm slippin' like Sally
But your word says I can stand, So I'll just take positon,
Lord, my toes are ugly, please send a physician.
Reuben u get close to my feets one moe time and u'll be gone fishing!

Verse 2
We just finished our set and the nite is almost gone,
I just stepped all in a mess of Tony G's ice cream cone
Dont get in the way of my machine fast arm,
it might get in the middle of your neck and your charm.
I'm up late again, you know,burning the midnight oil,
Is this another corn, or is it a big fat boil?
Help me to remember Lord, that its at your feet I bow,
But my feets need some lotion, but I aint gots time fer it now

Repeat Chorus

Bridge
Do you know how it feels to to scream and shout, when your bunyun gets to hurting, and you have a big crowd.
Do you know how it feels to have corns and cant scratch em? They feel so hard, but you just cant reach em.
Do you know how it feels, when your arm is in motion, but cant reach down, to put on some lotion.
Oh I know that feel, tell me, Do you know how it feels???

Tag
I know it makes u smile when I let out my mid-song scream,
You better watch out, I'll kick my shoe in your ice cream!

© Da Benny, Inc.

posted by Here's The Deal @ 2/05/2006 11:25:00 PM