Here's The Deal...

Real NUTS

WELL WELL WELL.... More Ignance on Nuts...

Sorry, it's not going to work that way..

You're playing a game with me obviously.. something is NOT right and I'm tired of these apparent games that are being played.

You delete 35 members of the board and then you send me an email asking about a few measley email entries being deleted.. and/or topics gone.. Well...

as for email log entries.. Judy apparently felt she could delete them at will.. you have before.. why couldn't I?

as for the topic that was deleted.. there was a poster getting out of hand last night.. Several fires that I was dealing with at one time, I might add.

.. Oh.. and then there is you..

You've known about Judy stepping down since Saturday.. You did respond to me yesterday, but the fact that I had emailed you twice wanting to know what was going on with you and your feelings/intentions after Judy leaving.. should have obviously given you an indication that if we were to progress with the board together there needed to be communication..

Since you have not communicated with me... I have not felt that we could progress with the board together.. In other words, in case I'm not being clear-cut enough for you LaShay.. I don't know whether you are 'with me' or 'against me' where the board is concerned.. A fact that I have been trying to convey to you for a very loooong time.

So now that Judy has stepped down.. A decision needs to be reached. Judy brought you on as an admin there, I did not. Given recent past, you have shown to side and coerce with Judy in secret, .. that has led to a further non-trust between you and I. I have been worried since Judy stepped down of you doing something harmful against the board, but I did not act on those fears.. not until today..

Judy already threatened me this morning and said for me to guard what I could, cause she was going to start snatching some of her things back.. She was speaking in context to smilies..but who knows what else she was referring to.. AND I might add,.. the only way she could remove those smilies (which don't matter a hill of beans in the grand scheme to me by the way--) .. but the only way she could do that is to have access to the admin panel.. And if that ain't by way of me.. it's by way of you !!!

So.. there you go... It's time to come clean.. or go.. You decide.

Laura

Gospel NUTS

I'd say so..

Posted by: Precious Feb 19 2006, 07:02 PM
Is it true Miss Judy, please confirm or deny if indeed DaCrabb Man himself be single again or not? Thank-ee
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 07:05 PM
Yes, he is free indeed! The divorce was final on Friday, February 17!!!!
Posted by: Precious Feb 19 2006, 07:12 PM
Well, I didn't want no specalatin going on ya know. So, that settles that.Press on Gerald !!
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 07:16 PM
It is the truth! After 9 months, it is finished! AMEN!Now, let's pray for both parties to find peace and happiness in their lives.
Posted by: Precious Feb 19 2006, 07:25 PM
Yes'm.... Dat is exactly what I was thinking too
Posted by: encore Feb 19 2006, 09:04 PM
I think divorce (between 2 Christians especially) should be a sad, solemn occasion, not something to clap and cheer over. I would think that heaven is grieving...
Posted by: stanthecrabbfan Feb 19 2006, 09:28 PM
I am very surprised that Christians would applaud divorce! I think divorce is not something to be happy about! I will pray for both Gerald and Kathy because I believe they are both wonderful people! And I wish them both all the happiness in the world!
Posted by: Precious Feb 19 2006, 09:30 PM
Do not misinterpret my posting. That is unfortunately how too many things turn ugly. I stated my intentions within my post. I know exactly how sad and how solemn divorce is- first-hand.In this relationship as well, an unfortunate end has come. My question over its finality has nothing to do with the actual demise itself, but only the fact of where it is at this moment.
Posted by: encore Feb 19 2006, 09:42 PM
OK...I guess the big toothy smiling, clapping emoticon in the Judge's post didn't strike me as solemn.I feel badly for Gerald and Kathy both....but most of all for the children. Yes...I know they are adults....but even adult children can be very wounded in these situations.
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 10:05 PM
I also feel it is sad, but it does happen, it happened to me too. I never meant for the clapping smiley to appear that I was appauding d-i-v-o-r-c-e, I don't. I am simply glad that all the turmoil for each party is over. They each need our prayers. Everyone deserves to be happy. Enough tears have been shed already. Enough pain has happened, it is time for both to live and be happy.
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 10:14 PM
It isn't the divorce that was being appauded, it is the finality of something that had gone wrong. I have been lifting prayers for severals months for both parties and the kids also. You say you're surprised that Christians applaud divorce, well I'm surprised that Christians are the first to shoot their own when they are down also, but that happens too. It is very sad that it happens, but again, it does happen. This isn't the first divorce in SGM history and I'm sure it won't be the last. I wish we lived in a perfect world where things like this didn't happen, but unfortunately we don't. We just need to lift our prayers for them all and pray they each find true and lasting peace and happiness. That is my prayer.
Posted by: onemoreday Feb 19 2006, 10:15 PM
I was also very surprised at all the hand-clapping, & what I portrayed as a celebration of divorce....this is indeed NO CELEBRATION....it is a very sad situation for this family.....IMP...a divorce should never be a time of celebration....it should be a time for praying for all involved......I think apologies are in order to all of us board members who witnessed this.....I'm sorry, and my post will probably be deleted, but I just had to speak my piece on this one!
posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 10:34 PM
I do certainly apologize to all who took my clapping smiley as a celebration. It is sad, but it is also the end to what I hope will be heartache also. I pray they all find peace & comfort.
Posted by: DaJudge Feb 19 2006, 10:42 PM
This thread is now closed out of respect for all parties involved.

I'm so upset at this moment.. this thread is PURE STUPIDITY. There is nothing else to it. A public message board is no place to joke about a divorce.

MySpace Reveals!

OK, so here's the deal.. It seem like erone gettin' on myspace.. well.. we gonna list here the SG peeps' myspaces fo your viewing pleasure.. be careful tho.. cuz some of dem are not PG.. sad isn't it? But others are pretty cool.. lets you know more about the artist.. Here we go....

Kenny

Reba Rambo

Paul

Joyce

Sunday Edition

AmyMarie

Kristian Booth

Hope's Call

Donna

Chris to the Unthank

Kimberly

Kristian

Rachel Willliams

The Allens

Steven

Laura

Anthony

Reed Family

Russell Reed

Am I Wrong?

This is just a note to let you know that SoGospelNews is offering a once a year special on their advertising rates. Due to the high demand we are running out of room fast for the rest of the year. This is why we are offering these special ad rates. We want to give you the opportunity to get a spot before there are none left. We will soon be taking reservations for 2007. In order to concentrate on 2006 we are offering the final spots of 2006 at the lowest price they will ever be.

*interpreted

Our ad sales are down and we need to move them. *

If you ads are going fast, why would you lower the price? Cornfusing to me.

PLT?

"On Ghetto Street"

Verse 1
The other day I was walking down a path called memory lane,
I saw Miss so and so.. and couldnt think of her name.
Mam, would you tell me, or give me some advice.
What the heck is your name? and do you eat fried rice.
She started wavin' her boa and screamin' at me,
Then Jenny passed out and scraped her knee.
I tried to help Jenny, but she kept on slippin',
It only left me to wonder... "What has she been sippin???"

Chorus
Everybody join hand and hand, among the righteous throng,
Be sure to wear a boa, to cover that tight thong!
And if you start to slippin', and the knees go to drippin',
We will have some wine for you to be sippin.
Be sure to be praying fer that tail bone,
But this aint gonna be no communion, so leave your cups at home!

Verse 2
We went back to the lady and asked her for a favor,
She said her name was Jo#2, but we thought.. Kittysinger!
Day peeps rock and they is off tha hizzy,
They always be bumpin' and that junk makes me dizzy!
JJ Jamboree is almost here, I thought,
"Dont forget that soap and a fluffy ol' cot!"
Scootfest is nearing too, just as slow as molasses,
Dont forget your cactus and purple sunglasses!!!

Repeat Chorus

Verse 3
Jo-itty had a new friend boy with her, saw a ring on her finger,
They be getting married soon, that poor SG Singer!
I asked Jo for her autograph, but I didnt have a pen.
I told her it was alright with pencil to which she said... Amen??
She scribbled a lil x & o to which i screamed "NO WAY!!!",
She said, "You better take it bud or get it some other way?"
So i said, "You listen up! Your not getting this rose!
She said, "Thats ok??? I have 'em out the nose!

Repeat Chorus

Bridge
Well, Scootfest is ova, and the Jamboree was the bomb,
If you need some more info go to ghettogospel.com!

Tag
Although they are fake and only cost a dolla,
when you leave take a rose, and don't forget to holla!

Reprise - optional
I realized she's a person jus like the rest of us,
Not some super human above all temptations!

© 2004 Da Benny Inc.

"Scratch 'n' Shout"

"Scratch 'n' Shout"

Verse 1
The nites are long and hard the miles are tired and lonely,
I gots to rest my dawgs, before I gets on stage and dance like a pony.
My dress and slip are picked, my mules are shined and spit,
I'm off the eagle in a sec, time fer me to git.
One Little Corn, on the corner of my heel,
I know who I serve, I know that he can Heal
But I just cant take this pain, or the bunyuns no moe,
Lord, I need a healing, please open the doe.

Chorus
Buff and Buff all hours of the day, try to get the perfect feet to show off when I say,
Hes God on the mountain, and God in the valley,
Lawd, my feets be sweating, and I'm slippin' like Sally
But your word says I can stand, So I'll just take positon,
Lord, my toes are ugly, please send a physician.
Reuben u get close to my feets one moe time and u'll be gone fishing!

Verse 2
We just finished our set and the nite is almost gone,
I just stepped all in a mess of Tony G's ice cream cone
Dont get in the way of my machine fast arm,
it might get in the middle of your neck and your charm.
I'm up late again, you know,burning the midnight oil,
Is this another corn, or is it a big fat boil?
Help me to remember Lord, that its at your feet I bow,
But my feets need some lotion, but I aint gots time fer it now

Repeat Chorus

Bridge
Do you know how it feels to to scream and shout, when your bunyun gets to hurting, and you have a big crowd.
Do you know how it feels to have corns and cant scratch em? They feel so hard, but you just cant reach em.
Do you know how it feels, when your arm is in motion, but cant reach down, to put on some lotion.
Oh I know that feel, tell me, Do you know how it feels???

Tag
I know it makes u smile when I let out my mid-song scream,
You better watch out, I'll kick my shoe in your ice cream!

© Da Benny, Inc.

6:39

Ah, it's the best part of the day
When at night, your head down you lay!
Visions of sugarplums dance in your head...
Oh crap I had just jacked that line from that book I had read...

Anyways, I like to sleep...
I like it at night when you don't hear a peep!
Just the warmth of the blanket, the soft of the bed
And the occasional poke from a feather in my bed...

But even that's ok...cause sleeping rocks...
It rocks almost as much as prettiful socks!
Away from the bullies and hurt and misery
Away from the stress and the pressures of life...
Away from worries, away from strife!

But then like a bullhorn sounding in your hear
Along comes your most dreaded fear...
The alarm clock is yelling "Get yo' tail out the bed!!!
And go in the world that you so often dread!"
"NO!!!", you scream, "It can't be time!!!"
The clock says "It is time, it's 6:39!!!"
You fight the urge to call in sick,
You fight the urge to beat the clock with a stick...

You get out of bed with much disdain,
And head into a world of material gain...
And then the cycle happens again...
Tiredness, misery, relief at the end of the day,
Family time, eating, TV, and then "YAY!"
...it's time to sleep!

But always lurking in the back of your mind...
Is the bullhorn that sounds at 6:39...

Amen.

Sister Reah

Sister Reah

A knock sounded at the door
O' Who would it be but Sister Reah?
As I lounged upon the floor.
The Pain began to come,
and the cramps gripped me tightly
as mom patted me on the head lightly.
I tried to fight it off,
but I couldn't reach the Bismal(Pink Bismuth)
Oh but I was dismal.
I wondered what I ate
to bring on this bought
it was very late
when I begin to shout.
The neighbors all came running
to see what was the matter
was it murder? was it pain?
Too embaricated was I,
to tell them it was the latter.

PTL?

Lawd...eww...

So lets us talk about something that burns my tail!!! I had been on a trip on dis weekend amen? I went myself to a college ok? I swear my churrins, there was some girls hanging on some boys like nobody bidness. Hello my girlies, you dont need to be like surgically attached to some guy to get his attention! LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS amen? Get thy tails off them guys tails. Honeychillrens, you is opening a whole new can of worms when you start that physical mess. So stop while you ahead amen? No clingy clingy touchy feely hanky panky nasty wasty messy wessy.

LAWD!

Holla

PTL?

Ok, I's new here to dis blog and I can't knoe what to say. I thoughts the other post were so funty. I's the banned king of all message boards and luvs the excitments? PTL? AMEN? I pray i can be a blessins to all my friends and stuff.

PTL?

Woah.. Come In JP?? Can Ya Hear Me??

AMENDS!! OK so dis blog has been in a commas or comas, one of dem ok??, fo evah and about a year (365 +/- ok??) and we gotta get busy up in here up in here wif some post fo our publics ok?.. cuz dey is #1 fo shizzle!!! Amen ptl ok? I been talkin' to my homies up on da messNger systems reskently and they wants to start up dis awesome blog. I thinks they lookin' to minstrize moe up on da internets.. You ever try to figure out da indernets?.. It so confusin' to me cuz like there is nothin' real about any ofs it but yet.. it dere.. it is kinda freaky if you thinks about it.. like I sittin' up in here pressin' buttons and watchin' da letter come ups on da screen.. ok?.. but get dis.. it like don't exist fo real like.. ya know what I sayin'.. prolly not cuz I dumb.. but whatever. ya know.. ok?.. anyhow.. we gettin' a new menber ups in dis hizzyspace.. ptrl fo dat.. He #1.. I knowed he shall bring da joy back up in dis place cuz uhm.. right dis minute.. it lackin' fo sho ok?.. We needs some excitements goin' on cuz diz place like da drizzle drizzle on a rainy day.. OK so I know dis one thing.. I no goot at write right rite wrightin' up in here so I might as well goes and gets me some of dat Willis Chendy SHEWWWW dat jank is MMMMMhmmmmmm good ok? ght like Capbells soups or some jank like that.. I don't want to do no products infridgementz and get sued fo makin' someone's sound day they had a trademarx on.. ya know cuz Lord knows I don't has enuff $$$ to go up against no Capbells soups comanies.. ya know.. so I shall resist and hold my MMMMhmmm's to my self ok?.. Even though they try to rebell some times and slips out.. but fotunealy no 2 slips at ones ok?.. Cuz we all know how dat come abouts.. Lawd.. throw some water on da floe.. I are sho nuff gonna finds it and do a slip N slide all day long.. and no one gonna helps me cuz dey be a laffin' so hard they gonna *** day pants.. but I pray dat don't happens cuz .. well you know ok?.. SHH OK.. so what I'm screamin' is.. I need to gets back in da groove.. no no.. not that groove.. \o/ \\o o// \o\ /o/ ok?.. Puts you hands id da air.. and waive ght friend ** dem like ya just don't cayah.. ok.. shh.. anyhow.. cuz I need to get my jank groove on cuz it seems to just has lost it ovah da time.. anyhow.. be blessed my chilrens!!

YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking Of Me, Thinking Of You

Psalms 139:17&18 KJV How precious also are thy thoughts unto me, O God! how great is the sum of them! If I should count them, they are more in number than the sand: when I awake, I am still with thee.

It's comforting to know that the Lords thoughts are always about us. How much more should we think of Him? Psalms 139:13 tells us he even knew us when we were in our mother's womb.

A few days ago I was talking to a good friend of mine and he requested prayer for a woman in his community that needed a heart transplant. He went on to say that the good thing about it was that this woman had the blood type where it would make it easier for the transplant to take place. The thought came to mind is that the Lord had this situation under control from her birth. He knew that her having the universal recipient blood type would make it easier for the transplant to happen.

Later that night as I sat down to do my daily Bible reading, the Lord pointed me to these verses. He showed me that not only does He know us from birth, He also thinks of us constantly.

Twas da night befo' Christmas

Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--
well anyway
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
I said, for real doe, come check dis out
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt
Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
and sippin on a 40, he busted a move
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Yo homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
and busted the window with a b-ball bat
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome
To sip that pepsi waitin at home
and all I heard as he cruised outta sight
was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"

STUCK

Hey! I havent blogged in forever and 4 days. I know all of yall were missing me. But something almost tragic happened to me yesterday and I wanted to share. Now, I wouldnt tell this to everyone...But yall are my friends. (ok, dumb) (that is an excellent line to use in churches if you is a gospel singer btw.. if you want to share a funny story.. say.. now, i wouldnt tell this to everyone, but yall are my friends.. amen, cuz they are..maybe, prolly, never..sometimes..almost always they are) Yeah! ok? Well I had math lab 8:00 in the morning yesterday. I usually dont go to the 8:00 one..but since i have 7 modules left to do.. i thought I better carry my big tail across campus. So, i proceeded and that was that. So after It was done with.. i had a 9:30 class. Well as any fat person should do... i decided to catch the elevator up to the 2nd floor instead of taking the stairs. PTL! Well, i get up in the elevator and the door shuts. I had some lab papers in my hands and I was looking over them. PTL Got 3 100's..hes moving saints! oh yesh.. and um... The door shuts and im just looking at my papers. Well, i realized...the elevator hadnt moved. So, i freaked. I was pushing all the buttons below the numbers. All of a sudden a bell goes off and mess..but the door would not open. I still havent figured out why. Well the bell kept ringing but nothing was happening. I was in there for about 3 LONG HORRIBLY DREADED..(almost deadlY) WAIT somebody ringing my door bell......

OK? ignance people, ignance... Amend.. so where I was? oh yesh Bell still ringing.. but nobody came or anything.. well my heart had sank low enough, i was getting OUT of that thing. I was sweating and er thing. I take my bookbag off.. lay it down on the floor... and I was about to start banging and mess... i wont playing.. But i did want to try to mash some more buttons...(that was sorta fun)..well this time i decided to push some numbers... WOULD YOU KNOW... STUPID ME...hadnt even pushed what floor I wanted to go to. So, I ever so calmly pushed 2 and it started moving. My heart was rejoiced. I got to class on time too! PTL.. front row, professor side.. ght to Chonda~ (i think that would make a good tongue dont you?)...chondaroadinmyhonda... oh yesh So.. thats Wonderful.

Happy Thanksgiving. Pray i dont over eat.. i cant afford to. you know..?? ok? Well also on yesterday.. THIS WAS FUNNY.. I had seen a movie this funny line.. but I wont say which one.. i will keep that secret... but you can comment if you seen it too..but a friend of mine wore this outfit that looked a HOT MESS!!! So she said..._______MY NAME_____ , Dont this look good on me? I said... ummm, NO! (cuz i like to be honest, most of the time, almost always, hardly never not, not honest.. yeah)? She said... Well, THEY told me I looked good in this...I said.. Who is THEY? STevie Wonder? (that gots me weak again, PTL for that movie line).. Until next time... I pray yall dont get stuck~

college ignance

OK....HERE FOR YO ENJURRMENT IS A SAMPLE OF IGNANCE FROM ONE SMART PEEP AND ONE NOT SO MUCH OK???? ENJOY DIS AS I DID!!!

h: A 4.0 IS PERFECT A'S
J: yesh....
J : No no no..
J: I PROMISE ITS NOT
J : ok?
J : I promise it tis..
J : lol
h: U CANT HAVE BETTER THAN A 4.0
h: 4.0 IS STRAIGHT A'S
h: TRUST ME
J : ummm yesh you can... how you think they pick who wins Valedictorian.. or whoever
J : No no no... it not ok?
h: OK LOOK...THIS IS HOW U DO IT
h: A=4
h: B=3
h: C=2
h: D=1
h: F=0
J : Amends..
h: U ADD THEM TOGETHER 5 A'S = 20
h: 1 B = 3
J : you is RONG... SU RONG accept you is RONG.. LOL
h: 20+3=23
J : You is leaving out 1 important factor in this equation... well two..
J : 1. You need Jesus!
h: 23 DIVIDED BY UR # OF SUBECTS (6) = 3.8333333
J : 2. You didnt axx me my credit hours.
h: WHICH IS 3.8
J : LOL
h: IT DONT MATTER
h: LOL
J : Amend, it do.
h: UR CREDIT HOURS DONT MATTER
h: NO
J : yesh it do...
J : lol
h: NO
h: LOL
T : YOU DUMB
J : LOL
J : i try to tells you.. you just plains ignance
h: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J : im reading my hands book ok?
J : LOOK *****.... ******* about to get visited with gunfire.
J : lol
h: OK IM THE SMART ONE HERE.....ALTHOUGH ITS TRUE U IN COLLEGE, BUT U DUMB
h: LOL
J : We Boff Dumb ok?
h: NO
h: WELL OK
J : but I are least dumb in dis situation
h: BUT
h: NO
J : lol
h: WHATS UR SKOOLS WEBSITE?
J : Keep thinking you is right. Jesus knows your heart and efforts. But He no you is wrong too.
J : ok?
J : www.ignantpeepskool.edu
h: OK GIVE ME UR GRADES AND CREDIT HOURS
h: HURRY *****
J : I have 5 A's with 13 credit hours
J : 1 B with 3 credit hours
h: Your GPA for this semester is: 3.81 which is an A-.
h: THERE U DING DONG
h: THAT IS OFF A GPA WEBSITE
h: SO KISS DIS
h: OK?
J : YOU IS RONG
J : ok?
h: NO
h: I NOT
h: LOL
h: http://web.ask.com/redir?bpg=http%3a%2f%2fweb.ask.com%2fweb%3fq%3dHOW%2bDO%2bI%2bCALCULATE%2bMY%2bGPA%26o%3d0%26page%3d1&q=HOW+DO+I+CALCULATE+MY+GPA&u=http%3a%2f%2ftm.wc.ask.com%2fr%3ft%3dan%26s%3da%26uid%3d0CB64464589B0E914%26sid%3d1CED9464589B0E914%26qid%3d1DF2A5040E1C9F48A9C948BE39F044A0%26io%3d2%26sv%3dza5cb0dd9%26o%3d0%26ask%3dHOW%2bDO%2bI%2bCALCULATE%2bMY%2bGPA%26uip%3d0cd8c65c%26en%3dte%26eo%3d-100%26pt%3dCalculate%2bYour%2bGPA%26ac%3d6%26qs%3d0%26pg%3d1%26ep%3d1%26te_par%3d103%26te_id%3d%26u%3dhttp%3a%2f%2fwww.back2college.com%2fgpa.htm&s=a&amp;bu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.back2college.com%2fgpa.htm&qte=0&o=0&abs=GPA+Calculator.++Course.++Credit+Hours.++Grade.++How+to+Calculate+Your+Grade+Point+Average+(GPA)+Your+grade+point+average+(GPA)+is+calculated+by...&tit=Calculate+Your+GPA&bin=6a604e1be
h: HERE ...DO IT YOSEFFF
h: I PRAY U SEES DA TRUFF
J : YOU NEED JESUS
J : im praying Shhhhhh
J : ROTFLOL
J : you so right
h: WELL PRAY I DONT CURSE U OUT WHILE U AT IT OK?
J : YOU SO RIGHT
h: I KNOW DIS
J : YOU SO RIGHT
J : LOL
h: SO WHAT NOW???? BAM IN YO FACE
J : i was doing 17 credit hours.. and its 16
h: DONT TRY TO PLAY A PLAYA OK???
J : LOL but i had da right concept..
J : lol
J : ROTFLOL
h: NO
h: NO
h: LOL
J : We is friends again. ok?
h: YESH
h: WE IS BEST FRIENDS NOW
h: OK?
J : Jesus used us.
J : lol CAUSE I IS RIGHT.....IF I WERE RONG...I MIGHT NOT BE YO FRIEND
h: LOL
J : LOL
J : you still RONG though...
J : But I will say you is right ok?
J : ok?
h: PTL
J : soo i need all freakin As
J : cuz i dont want a 3.81
J : and that are a A +
J : ok? no -
h: lol
h: well u still smart
h: ok...yesh i admit it

Famous We Is!

Well my word, its been a while. It seems while I have been away Here's The Deal.. has become quite popular. Nope, we didn't even have to make any press releases or lame marketing get ups either. We didn't ink nothing with nobody or agree to write anything. Haha. Funny to my spirit. We are getting comments about this blog on several different blogs and we even made an appearance on www.google.com Somebody said they looked up Pentecostal Hairdos and we popped up. I don't think you will find any of them here, but glad you found us. Sit down and stay awhile. I am sure glad my fellow poster commented on another blog as to what this blog is all about. We ain't suppose to be all business on this blog. So if thats what your looking for, umm... save yourself some time. STOP READING NOW! Amen, but if you can survive our poor humor and ect. you should read on. Its fun. I must warn you... Some of my fellow posters on here are very good with words and such.. but not me. So dont be looking for any essay of smartness or sense...AMEN.. and if your looking for correct spelling.. my word.... Go elsewhere. LOL (i know thats right) Ok... What has been going on? Nothing, i do deem it be. BUSH got president again, i was happy about that. No hate mail required either, just keep it to yourself. So I will not discuss that anymore. Umm... SG, same ole, same ole, About this and About that... and um... ECC signed this and that.. and lets see.... Les Beasley...Had heart problems and surgery, we've been praying for him. I love Fall! Incase you didnt notice..... I dont never stay on one topic for any length of time. I have, I think.. ADD, it hasnt been diagnosed ever, its gone undedected by most, almost everybody, i think generally... LOL except yall. Comment Later, Amen. But I shall diagnose it now, let it be said, that i cant never think too good for long on one thing. So today I am home, i didnt go to class! It was raining, my professors never show up anyway, my throat was hurting, ear aching, my head acting the fool... so yeah, home it was. But I shall press on, as one of my dear friends always tells me to do. Speaking of which. I was humbled with the previous posters comments about friendships. He is a dear friend of mines as well. And ALL are too. I wonder does anyone know who I am on this thing? I sure hope not cuz my career on this earth would be over. They would think I am really ignant! Oh lawd... Do yall know who made the word ignant? I dont know either. It has several meanings.. i say... i use it to mean... STUPID, DUMB, FOOLISH, OUT YOUR HEAD, FUNNY, YOUR A MESS... just about anything I want to use it for, cuz i can, cuz im me. ok? So thats that. I pray this post doesnt get deleted. OH, i bet yall havent heard this. It didnt make the headlines.. But a dear friend of mine, Jolene #2 over on SGN boards says she is leaving. I will surely miss her. I dont go to many boards or bloggs.. they get obnoxious after a while.. (oh, big word).. but I do enjoy reading her stuff. So she said she is leaving, upset about the rep points or some mess. Bless Her. I pray her strength. I really enjoy SGN and Averyfineline.. the others.. Nah. I go and linger a while but dont hang out much. Im a busy persn. I have to work on this night. Soo... that brings you a little up to date on ignance. (news in this case) Where do yall peeps get your news from? Me? I get it from... lets see?? CNN, CBS, FOX, WAVY TV, Daily Advance (ignant local paper), ummm.. Gossiper #1, Gossiper #2, Gossiper #3.. i mean... No, i forget they dont tell the news just facts. I get confused sometimes. But Oh well.. im pressing on.. Amen.. Michigan friends? Press on.... Until the next Famous sighting of HERES THE DEAL... this is the deal....

BE BLESSED

The Dearest Friend I Ever Had

I want to start off by dedicating this post to a friend. Someone, not only a brother in Christ, but someone I truly consider a friend. I hope all things are well in EC my friend!

Proverbs 18:24 KJV A man that hath friends must show himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.

We all to some degree have friends. Some close, some not so close. As the verse states above in order to have a friend we need to be a friend. I am so thankful for the friends the Lord has allowed me to make over the years. Some easy to get to know, some not that easy. Nonetheless still friends. I never really appreciated a real friend or friendship until the relationship I had always "knew" was there was tested.
About four years ago my father passed away suddenly of a major heart attack. It was a difficult time just like all of us to go through. I had all my family around me to rally for support. My friends would come by to visit, lend words of sympathy, and to offer any help I needed. I was truly blessed in not only my family's time of need and sorrow but my own need and sorrow.
As I met with my brother at church to make ready for the service, it was as if I could go on no longer. I was emotionally & physically drained. I looked at my brother with tears in my eyes and asked him to pray with me. As we knelt on the steps of that old church the words were ringing loud in my ears "there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother". My brother right by my side, arms touching arms, tears falling on the same steps together, but yet there was nothing my brother could do for me. It was almost instantly I could feel my dearest friend reach down and touch me and assure me everything was alright. I am so thankful I showed myself friendly and answered the knock on my hearts door years ago allowing the Lord to dwell within me. My friend truly did sticketh closer to me than a brother.

Blessings

Secrets Revealed?

Deuteronomy 29:29 KJV The secret things belong unto the Lord our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.

Such a beautiful verse! To know that what the Lord chooses to reveal is ours forever! It is given for our benefit to hand down for generations to come. There are things we will never understand.
Job could not understand and even questioned the Lord why all those things were happening to him. Job 38:1-41 God did not answer Job's questions but asked Job a series of questions. God used Job's ignorance of the earth's natural order to reveal his ignorance of God's moral order. If Job could not understand the workings of God's physical creation how could he possibly understand God's mind and character?
God gives us enough direction in His Word how to be saved, how to live, how to marry, how to raise children, how to conduct our daily business etc. It doesn't take unlocking great mysteries of the Bible to know this. When we don't know the answer or don't see that there is a brighter day ahead, that is where faith comes in. We don't need to know all that God knows to have faith, we just need to know Him.

Blessings

It's Official

Back a few posts ago, I came up with SGBlogNews.com and Chris and Amy Unthank have went running with it. Great job guys!! There is a strange satisfaction of having a small part of the SGBlogNews.com site owed to me! HAHA! The only part I don't like about the site is the control that they want to have over everyone. They want to have all the comments to articles posted there instead of the owner's site. (sigh) No one will ever be able to break out from under the Unthank Empire, as our friend Avery put it.

Word!?!?

Everybody Is A Pro

On a recent visit to the Jobs section at SN, I noticed several listings of folks wanting fulltime singing positions only. Are these people wanting to fulfill a life long dream, or do they believe they have the talent to sing at that level? Could it be they have this idea of a pro sg'er making the mega bucks? Maybe its the fame? Probably a combination of all of these I just listed. My thought is why wait for a pro gig? Sing now!!!

WalmarK Ignance

Aightchall...
I cereal needs to git my haid on skrait..git dis..I be drivin up in Houston, aight, and I sees a WalmarK sign and sose I whip the Impala up in der, up in der. But stay wif me, day is also a Lowes in da same place. Now WalmarK and Lowes is bofe BLUE aight? Still wid me? Aight...I go be boppin up tords da do, got my mine on some Oreos, amend and gits up to da doe and I realizededed...day aint nairy Oreo up in Lowes (up in Lowes). Dis ni&&a done parkeded at Lowes, thankin it were WalmarK. Man. Took me anudda five minnets to git over to da WalmarK to git dem cookies. But as I rite dis to yall, dem thangs is goot (ght my brotha).
Aitchall...shalomahomies

"Barely Above Ignorant", nah.. IGNANCE!

It seems that our blog has been given a new title by our friend Amy Marie Unthank. I happen to like it, although it is spelled 'Ignance' not 'Ignorant'. Thanks Amy for the new title and the free publicity! I feel as though I should send you a check. :-)

I feel sorry for anyone who came to this blog and expected a serious sg discussion. Although there are a few serious articles every now and then, this blog is mostly for fun! Every one of us take life too seriously. Our Saviour is full of joy. When we abide in Him, we have joy! We appreciate all of the readers who come to read this blog. Many of them have told us that they enjoy our blog, that they laugh and have a fun time. That is all we had hoped for.

Thank you to all the wonderful friends we have!

May God Bless You!

Long Goodbyes

OK.. so how long does it take to say goodbye to yo frenz??.. Here is an example of just how long it takes for one of my friends to say goodbye.. The names were changed to protect the identity of the guilty.. oh I mean the innocent! Amen.. Hope dis is a blessing to all!!

Begining of goodbye
Bob: ok
Bob: i shall go to ebd.
Bob: be
***RCW - *************: okay....this is starting to burn
Bob: bed
***RCW - Jane: Did ya'll have fun wifout me??
***RCW - Jane: burn?
Jane: cya Bob
Bob: loads Jane
***RCW - ************: I didn't
Bob: Night.
***RCW - ************: I missed you.
************: nite, Bob
Bob: Jane you is my friend. And ALL
***RCW - Jane: I missed ya'll too..
Bob: no enemies ok?
***RCW - *************: not itch...burn
Bob: yeah right...
Bob: later.
***RCW - Jane: I didn't know if you wanted me back or not
John:

Jane: bye Bob
Jane:

Jane: *highfive*
Bob:

Bob: *KILL Jane*'
Jane: LOL
Bob: oh, i take that back
Bob: *hug Jane*
Bob: lol
***RCW - Yahoo! Messenger: ******* has declined to join and sent: Sorry, I'm exhausted from my **** weekend! Thanks any way! Y'all have a good time!
Jane: oh no *****
***RCW - Bob: LAWD, i sure hope they never retire
Bob: Im gone on dat one.
Jane: amen
***RCW - Bob: She is a blessing.
Bob: NIGHT ALL
Jane: BYEEEEEEEEE
Bob: and Jane SIZZLE BABIZZLA FE_FI_FO_FIZZLE
Jane: LAWD..
Bob: LOL
Bob: i need sleep
Bob: ok?
Jane: You take 40 years to leave
Bob: pray for me
Bob: and *****
Bob: I can take longer
Bob: ok?
Bob: lol
Jane: LOL
Bob: oh you better believe it... you besta be glad im not in ********
Jane: Why?
Bob: i would shoot an apple through your window
Bob: and knock you out
Bob: LOL
Bob: <-----ghetto
Bob: ok?
Jane: I can catch it with my teeth
Bob: but at least it would be healtheee
Bob: oh dats right...
Bob: shoot...
Jane: and den make cider
Bob: well i will shoot dem fast ok? and you cant.. or else your dentures will falls out
Bob: oh yeah.. your the orchard pro
Jane: I have extra sets
Jane: amen
Bob: ROTFLOL
Bob: PTL for extra sets
Bob: ROTFLOL
Jane: amen
Jane: ROTFLOL
Bob: ROTFLOL
Bob: i am weak
Jane: That was funny to me
***RCW - Jane: did erone else leave?
Bob: lawd i cant breaf
***RCW - Bob: no Jane they is amazed at us
Jane: LOLOL
Jane: oh amen..
Bob: we is so terribly ignant
***RCW - ************: no, I are still here.
Bob: more sets
Bob: ROTFLOL
***RCW - Jane: *waiving to the ******** *
Bob: OMG.... help me lord.
Jane: LOL
Bob: Night all
Jane: Cya Bob
Bob: but before i leave
Bob: i want yall to know..
Bob: per SD..
Jane: LAWD
Bob: YALL IS NOBODY SPECIAL EITHER
Bob: ok?
Jane: ROTFLOL
Bob: LOL
Jane: thanks Bob
Bob: Amen Jane.
***RCW - *************: my mama said I was
Bob: DOnt forget.
Jane: I shall blog about that
***RCW - *************: and my Jenny
Bob: yeah mamas do that.. mama told me i was skinny too
Bob: ok?
Bob: help her.
Jane: LOLOL
Bob: amen Jane you do that
Jane: amen
Bob: im gone dis time
Bob: i pray
Jane: ptl
Bob: what *** say?
Jane: CYA!!!
Bob: say it one more again
*************: bye
Bob: SHhhhhhhhh Jane
Bob: oh bye
Jane: LOLOLOL
Bob: lawd, yall run my pressure up
THE END!!!

Hope ya'll were blessed!!

Ignance in da city yall

aightchall....whoevah designed da hiways in houston texas was IGNANT. whoever heared of WEST Sam Houston Tollway NORTH...ok...does you want me to go NORTH or does you want me to go WEST??? And what ever happened to ENGLISH SPEAKING people in dis country of America..amen? Patel's and Hector's dont give no good drectshuns, aight? Lawd I aint neer seed so much rampant ignance as DIS BROTHA who learnedededed to drive up in mayberry rfd, trying to handle all dis traffic in the middle of the night with a Whataburger ready to come back up. Lawd bless us all, amen. Thank the Lawd for dat sistah who answered the phone at the hotel and even though she thought it were funny to her soul, she talkededed me in like they do on dem movie of the week pichers where a passenger be flyin a plane. "OK...right der...turn right there....ok.....stop right there.....now take a left....aight you is almose here ni&&a" You get da picher.
Bless my laawd I gots nice suite up in here up in here. Got a bedroom and a livin room and two tv's and a big ol baffroom and a kitchen and a big ol desk you could skin a deer on. I am about to get my sleep on.
Shalomahomies yall.

GET OUT NOW OK?

My advice to anyone debating wether to go to college, stay home and work or just what.. GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Lawd, I wish I would have went off for college right after HS. I would be out of college and on my own most likely. But I was stupid OK? But its all good. Right? Amend? It does stink being 22 and still at home and a freshman in college. Help us dear Father. But I guess it beats being a drug dealer or something like that. How come parents can be so ignant sometimes? Lawd, pray my strength, and I will pray yalls too ok? We in this fight of life together. Lifes hard, handle it wit prayer.. AMen? who said dat? i needs to give them some honor.

SGBlogNews.com?

It seems that recently, people gather their information relating to SGM from more than just the Singing News or other SG news website. I think it is great with all the different bloggers out there with their own opinions and ideas. Usually all you hear is the *good news* about what is happening in SG. We all know that there are *problems* with SG, but when anyone tried to discuss these problems, they were *hushed*. The problems were ignored or swept under the carpet. Since all the bloggers got noticed, and more decided to voice their thoughts, there has been a realization that everyone knows the problems. If SG has been in a rut the last little while, I think that the *news* that is gotten from these various blog sites will help change SG for the better. People need to embrace the problems and deal with them. You can only go so long hinting. Sometimes you just need to handle the situation with a *2 by 4*!

What do you think?

Grillin' Out Yo Mouf

Yo, dawg?! What I'm screamin' is dis.. Lawd, wrecked grill just kilt me, aight? Fo REAL too.. and shoot, ya can't be scarfin' all dat skrimp wif a grill dat look like yo hoopty dun went and set da worl' record long jump off da side a cliff and landed in a rock quarry.. ght Fred Flintstone.. ok.. cuz if you is tryin' to eat da skrimps like dat.. dey will be fallin' out on all ova dat place.. and might land on your shirt like dat on commercial where dose ladies are eatin' dem salads and da one lady think da udda lady's broach is a piece of lettuce... oh lawd.. dat is too funny to my spirit ok.. I love dat 'mercial.. fo real. Anyhow.. don't be dealin' if you grill be messed up ok.. go get some novacaine jank.. or mess.. and get yo teef fixt ok? JUST SAY NO TO SKRIMPS FALLIN' OUT!!! ok??

Solid grills rock!

Aightchall...tru DIS

ray ray I are weak wif dat messed up teef thang..dawg, a brotha wif a wrecked grill ain't even pleasin to see, amen. I donno why I is posin herah tonite...I gess cause I aint in da baid yet. Tomorrow gone be a long day for dis brotha and I shall prolly end it wif some "all you wants ta eat" skrimps. Dayz gone be skrimps at da marriage supper, amen? Aight? I jus lige to come up in here, up in here, and read all dis jank sose I know I aint tha wackest ni&&a in tha wurl, aight? Seewotimsayin? Aightchall, I can't thank a nuttin else, and I wants ta git up early in the moanin and see what are new in raytown. Seewotaimsayin?
Shalomahomies...
Word to ya motha...preshush Lawd...up in here, up in here dear God

RCW

RCW: If your teeth is messed up.. DO NOT put a close up of your face on your CD COVER!!!

ght Ray Ray

press on!

Friday TGIF

I am sooooooooo Glad its Friday. Dis has been one long week. I will write more later ok?

Give The Lord Full Control

When you give the Lord full control, He'll use every part of you. Even your weaknesses.

Midnight Meditatignance

OK.. so here's the deal, peeps.. I still can't sleep.. don't know what is RONG wit me.. but I shall press on cuz Jesus is my friend and He is my skrength ok?? Lawd.. I been watching da tv.. and it all full of ignance fo real.. I are embaracated to watch dis jank.. I feel I need to repent for my eye balls cuz dey been corrupted by dis junk just flippin' through da channels to get to goot stuff ok.. like nick@nite.. that jank ROCKS OFF DA HIZZAY!!. ok.. I watched Thelma yell at Iola.. lawd.. dat show rocks.. I watched it in honor of my friend Ray.. he like dat show.. ok?? I think he has a crush on Iola.. cuz she a foxy lady.. ok.. dat what he think.. Ya'll pray for him ok?.. he been havin' a crisis lately.. ok.. He are a goot writer though.. so spirishual and jank.. *JESUS IS MY FREN!!!* He scream dat all the time.. 'cept in times of ignance.. den he yell obsenities ok.. I can't repeat them.. he is ok though.. cuz he is on auto-save.. ptl...

Oh man.. I need to shout out to my peeps at Linksys and Orinoco.. for dere awesome wireless jank that allows me to be on my laptop downstairs on da couch and watch dis jank on da tv.. oh yeah.. back to dat jank.. I watched Iola.. she is nuts.. Thelma is awesome doe.. fo real.. she tell it like it is.. ok? oh and I watched da Ronco guy.. that guy rocks.. ok.. fo real doe.. My lil bro wanted a Ronco Rotisserie..(Word up?!?! www.dictionary.com rocks.. thanks fo da spellin') fo his berfday a couple years ago.. amen.. he is nuts, but dat what he want.. amend.. ok.. and he got dat and a tub of oxiclean.. I ain't lyin' ok??.. I can't help if he are nuts.. anyhow.. Ronco rocks.. ok.. he is sellin' 24 knives and a sharpener for only 3 easy payments of $13.33.. ok.. dat is cheap.. and dey was cuttin' dem 'matos so thin.. ya'll could read fru dem.. ok?.. but prolly not ok.. cuz den you'd get da juice on your book ok.. or on da screen ok.. and that are not good ok.. well unless you get your book or screen sprayed by Pepi La Pew ok.. or however you spell dat.. cuz den da 'mato juice would help ok?

HERE'S THE DEAL.. It are 4 am and I am ignant.. lawd.. I can't go to sleep.. last 4 nights I only been sleeping like for 4 hours.. ok.. and dat are not enough fo me.. ok. Ya'll pray fo my ignance.. I think it are cuz I stressed out and jank.. wif work and ignant mess going on... I know Jesus love me doe.. and I find rest in Him and my frenz rock.. dey are messengers from God dat show me His love ok.. So if any of ya'll are going through mess and jank.. just chill and let da goot Lawd take control.. He will take care of His own ok.. ptl amen ok?..

OK.. so I shall close dis jank up and out ok.. and ova if you want.. You rock ok? fo real.. thanks for reading all about my ignance ok.. Oh.. and I are watchin' dis 'mercial now.. for a hair cut thing.. dis lady just cut a chunk outta someones hair ok... it brought back goot memories.. if you want to check dat out.. click to read da story about da Hair Cut Ignance ok.. it will bless your heart.. amen.. ok.. cya latta peeps..

Press on!!!

Roots, Fruits and Herbal Snoots

Aightchall, git dis...
I all a sudden got ta jonesin for Trail Mix..you know dat jank? Anyhoo I gots me some dat stuff and git dis, it are full a fruits and nuts and some kind a stuff dat look like the moles on Unt Estah's back; but dat jank are goot (ght ray ray), aight? Only thang is dis, seewhatimsayin, it make you swole up when you drank waddur wid it. So heres I sit feelin like a pegnunt heffalump, wishin I could have me a movement if you gittin dis drift, aight? Top it all off, seewhatimsayin, my akrondenchanur done froze up and it are gettin hot up in here up in here. So a word to da wise, lay offen da trail mix when you drankin' a 40 or you will has to roll dem foe anna haf steps....Trail Mix aint no goot for us large an in charge types people anyways cause we is already swoled up enough. But amen Jesus say He loves the heavy laden...
Aightchall, it all good in my bad necka da hood.....
Shalomahomies,
wordtoyamotha

CHICKEN IGNANCE

OK.....i dont know what happened to my chicken story that was already posted, but i shall retype due to failure of dis system amen?? Well see, I went to western sizzlin on today fo lunch and I went a fixed me a salad first cause their ranch is off da hook. Well, then I went and fixed a hot plate (vegetables and such) and I wanted a piece of chicken but it werent gonna fit on dat plate(due to overabundance and ovaflow) so I got another for the chicken. I got 4 plates somehow in da midst of my plate fixin...one for ranch alone, ok?? Well see...I was eatin and talkin and our ghetto waitress gonna walk by and take my chicken plate. I look back and it gone.....i mean i luv chicken but not enough to steal it off someones table when they turn they heads. So now I mus walk myself back up there again cause they chicken is too good not to eat, so I know dese people thinkin my thighs done expanded durrin my lunch hour ok cause this is plate number 5 (4 other plates and now another for my missin chicken breast ok?)?? Well i say they needs to eat they rutabeggas and leave my chicken alone, ok?? My momma say she took it to da back and blessed herself wit my chicken ok>???, but she needed it and I dont cause I need Jenny Craig, but Jenny wont take me either ok?? she too expensive.....western sizzlin is only $3.99 for weekly buffet ok? maybe thats cause they be eatin off yo plate too? Well, I must go for now.....PEACE OUT PAVAROTTI

Amend? ok? almost sometimes

Oh yesh, i love my peeps. About telemarketers... they is ignant sometimes. But I are a good one. If someone say no, I say, Thank you! I dont waste their time or mine ok? Cuz i know if I talk them into it then they are not interested and the sell (if there is one) will fall through. So its a waste of my time ok? Amen and efforts. So NO! BUT about dis new law of DO NOT CALL BACK... i read an article.. i think TR sent it to me one time about it being a form of communisim..(SP) and I do agree. Tell me dis. Businesses have to get the word out about there product/services, some way some how. Telephone, email, snail-mail, billboards, commerials. So the word is gonna get out someway.. its got to. Thats how business works. OK? So, if they tell companies they cant call all these people no more... whats that mean? MORE JUNK MAIL... MORE SPAM MAIL... now they are trying to pass stuff about spam mails.. whats the pernt? I know its annoying.. but its business. Deal with it. Then Commericals... like i said.... Dont you hate it when they interupt your favorite show at the best part to tell you about Peperation H? I wonder do folks call the PH folks and cuss them out and turn their tv's off and holla out they heads when them commercials come on and interupt their shows. Folks is ignant. ok? HM w/ TST is my friend.. ok? I would never hang up on HM or SB or LJ with TS and all ok? but what i are screaming.. is.. its RONG! ok? I has feelings too.. LOL I need therapy. maybe I shall call dat man back again that was acting like he knew stuff. He dont im sure. ok? ENOUGH about that already... ummmm School today... only 2 classes.. first class .. was in there 5 minutes.. took me longer to walk to class than to sit through the blame tail thing. He is so ignant. If he aint gonna have class he needs to use email. ok? ____@mail.ecsu.edu OK? (fill in da blank) ok? yah... den I went and sat in the business school lobby and studied chap. 11 of intro to business so when it was time for class i could take my pops quiz.. he loves them things. So, i did take it.. and got.. WATCH OUT.. a 100... BLessed be the rock of my salvaton. Now im about to go get V for Ms. Wongs.. oh yesh. I love that lady.. yall need to try her cookies... she make herself. "#1 Cookie, make myself" ok? Gots to write a paper tonight.. soo... might now blog no moe tonight or neva if Jesus comes back.. Call me Gone.......

PTL I LUV JESUS ON TODAY

OK??? I found da post before mine absolutely e-larious to da point of cryin amen??? can i get a witneth?? Ok well....see I dont like telemarketers, but only if they my friends I do as long as they dont be callin my house cause i will curse, but i dont curse unless the need is there and utterance ok?? See what I do is put them peeps on speaker phone and let em talk to theyself and say "uh-huh" ery once in a few and them when they through I say "is they any moe special" and then they talk for more minutes and then I say Im not interested after I finish brushin my teefs and hair and take a shower and they still talkin, but Jesus luv they efforts, but I dont. I jus find they efforts funny, ok??? AND den all dis happens.....i started English comp 2 last thursday...not ebonix, but da english langwage and den my book STILL aint in, so i predict I will fail. I missed Tuesday night and then I shall miss tonight. The ignant foo who sold it to me gonna email me me from California and tell me he shipped it yesterday....ignance I pray...please dont be dat way if yous can helps it? Well, I shall EXIT STAGE LEFT now....givin honor to my marvelous pal. OH and let me add dis. If I play da Shadrix and u dont like em....i cant care ok??? Just suck it up cause I might not like yo Ivan Parker tape from 1987 or yo hairdo to go along wit dat ok??? so what den??? shout now, amen??? CAN I GET A WITNESS ON DIS....AMEN OR A COMMENT TOO, OK??? PEACE OUT JIG ;)

IGNANCE in this PLACE mighty GOd

OK what im screamin is.. peeps is so blame ignant... it aint even funny. How about dis. last night i was up in a chat room and playing some music of some songs i like, some i dont like.. and dis woman didnt like it. she was saying she was on mute and all dis and dat.. and er thing was cool, den i say something about a group she like.... lawd, she was highly mad and left! aint that ignant. Aint er body a fan of your favorite group! GET OVER IT OK? Then I has school today.. I got a D on my math exam! PTL, i thought i had failed the blame thing... but i have a B almost A average in da class.. AMEN for that.. i cant know why..but PTL anyway.. hes a good God.. I hate me some math. oh yesh i do. OK, then on to work. SEE, these peeps are stupid I be callin. Well I am one of the highly notable, highly ignant, highly saught afta, highly respected..(aa NO)... TELEMARKETERS.. folks love for me to call they house most da times... Like Neva. Anyhow night before dis one.. this woman was overly and beyond STUPID.. i gave her my spill... i say dis.. This is ________ from ________ we just opended up a new showroom downtown EC on the waterfront. You've prolly seen our flyers in the papers recently, im sure. And we are giving FREE ESTIMATES to gain more exposure on Windows and doors. HOWABOUT... dis woman had the balls to say... (ok, no balls for her).. but she say... "Sir, We have Windows 98, we really want Windows XP, but to be honest i think we need a whole new computer!"... DO YOU KNOW SHE WAS IGNANT? I had to bust out laughing in her ear ok? and hung up da phone. Now if you is that ignant.. please DO NOT pics up da phone will i ring your number. Gosh... whats da matcha wit ya? Then on tonight.. i gots dis grouchy man.. he needs Jesus I think... I gave him my spill (see above).. and he says... What is the reason for your business? I said..umm, Windows and Doors??.... he said.. "Well, we work all day, come home and we need this time to enjoy our family, watch the evening news, eat dinner, talk about family issues and share quality time with those we love"... HE ACTED like I was in some kind of therapy! What is his problem? Do i looks like I need therapy? (dont answer dat ok?) ok.. den I was quiet.. i thought he was real not wit himself..(out his mindz) so i sat in total quietness not saying a werd.. he was that dumb ok? So he felt obligated to say... "What do you think about that".. to which i had to tell him.. "aaa.... NOTHING!"... if he is that ignant he just needs to hang up da phone..but he continued.. "I dont mean to be arguing wit you.." (which I would hope not, cuz da debil would fly in me and I might slip the tongue at him)... iyamyhondie... ok? and umm.. he was like..its really anoying and all dis .. I was like yes sir. den i say.. and he got mads too I say.."Have you heard of the DO NOT CALL LIST? you might want to get on it!" SO HE SCREAMED.. and I was weak.. he say.. IM ON THE **** list.. so dont call me no moe! ROTFLOL that was funny enough to my spirit.. so i left him alone for tonight never to rehash his ignant number again. He gots put on da list.. I dont want to call him no moe den he wants to talks to my dumb tail. WHAT about that DO he not understand? I cant know. ok? But den i gets to thinking... I bet he sat there and watched television and sat through 15 commercials before his favorite show was over... Now what is the blame difference? did he call Wendys and Viagra and GIEKO and KFC and complain cuz they were cuttin in on his family times? I mean come on.. I has to work too. I could be home collecting welfare... shooot.. I know thats right. oh, well.. without ignant people what would I have to blogs about? yeah? fo real! I know thats right.. but i do has a good ideer.. i think im gonna try this one day... Im gonna run down the street naked and see if anyone call the 5-o... (that is if they makes it alive after seeing my big _______BLEEP_______!) Hopefully i might den get a crazy check.. cuz lawd knows I do needs one! Oh yesh... MONEY COMETH LORD, IT IS!

Wide World Of Sports

Ok peeps I must testify on dis moaning. I have something heavy on my chest. It could be my enlarged heart due to my obese nature (ght ray ray) ...naw dat not be it, but it's comments from the starting pitcher Curt Schilling of the BoSox after game 6 of the NCLS. Curt was interviewed on camera as saying, I became a Christian 7 years ago and in game 1 of the NCLS (pitching with a torn tendon or ligament) I went out there and pitched that game on my own. Tonight (game 6) I asked the Lord for strength and He got me through it.
At dat point I was about to aks Saint Peter dat when Curt pass if he could help him guard the gate cause that was an awesome statement for the Christian faith and for Christians...well and for what the Lord can do when we rely on Him. I was to say the least moved. I turned it over later to another show and Schilling was doing a different interview and again said the same thing. Again I was moved! At dis point I was ready to hand out arch angel status. Then I flip over to ESPN news to see Schilling in press conference say "I'm so ____ing proud" fill in the blanks okay? Of course he was bleeped out but nonetheless I was shocked!!!! If we profess and possess Christ in us, our mouth should and will back it up. Can I get a witness???

Slow Day

Well, today was a very slow day.. workin' was tiring, but I love it!!.. amend! I took a break in the midst of my day and enjoyed a wonderful voice chat with a few of my friends!! I haven't laughed so hard in a really long time.. ptl for syphons, funnels and hoses.. amend!! I just wanted to post something today, just to keep it somewhat interesting... I have some letters to write, and gonna try a friend on the phone and see if their home yet.. so I'll talk to ya'll later!! Be blessed!!!

Press on!!

WAKE UP...

Well...its a dreary day....but its wonderful. Im soooo tired, and since I couldnt think of anything to say, I thought I would write anyhow. OK, well Im not goin to school on tonight cause I dont have a book...im NOT payin $80 for no Lit book ok??? I got it for $17.99 on amazon.com, but im waitin for the junk to come in. Well, I had some moe Lipton meals for lunch...they cheap, but hit the spot AMEN??? Christmas is like 9 or 10 weeks away....I jus cant believe it. I think we shall draw names dis year cause im poe!!! ok well, I must exit now....dont talk d___y....please fill in the blank ok???? PEACE OUT ME FELLOW PEEPS!!

Happy Birthday Beer!!!

OK.. yo? so dis homie is havin' a berfday today ok?.. BEER ROCKS FO SHIZZLE!!! Happy Berfday Beer!!!.. you rock ok??.. I would sing to you, but I are not a singer ptl.. so sing Happy Berfday song to yourself and then pretend it is me ok.. cuz you are a great singer.. and I are listening to you sing right now actually.. ptl.. ok??.. Rock on!!!

Rock on!!

Corrections II

No no no.. you is not ignant ok?.. cuz our friend was flippin' out ok.. he was stuck at 20% ok.. but he prolly just pressed on the button too many times.. so I cleaned up his mess ok.. ptl for deletes.. ok..

Word!?!?

A Happy Meal & A Large... Manure?

Amen.. ok.. so I was talkin' to my friend Ray... he got named Ray in a karaoke chat room da other night.. Lawd.. doze peeps in dere are nuts.. any how.. I was talkin' to Ray and he was yellin' at me.. as usual.. ok.. PTL for Ignance amen.. and MY IGNANCE.. I am not talking about anyone elses IGNANCE... man... ppl must be paranoid or something.. or they realize they is ignant. Anyhow.. I was talkin' to Ray and, Lawd.. how did we get to talkin' about manure??.. anyway.. I told him I was gonna post about manure.. but I don't think he believed me.. ok.. but I shall show him!!.. amend!! Here is the story.. ready, set, read.. oh.. you were already reading.. so .. continue reading!!.. amen!! When I was little.. my Grandpa and I were da bestestestest buds ok??.. we did erthing together.. well we would always ride around in his big truck.. I would sit on the middle fold down thing so I could see out da winder. Well.. at our house.. we had a garden ok.. so er year we went on got a 15 foot long, 3 foot deep trailer full of 'nure to put on da garden.. ok.. PTL for da zuc's outta dat garden ok.. but I don't like them.. so I shall ptl for cukes.. cuz dey rock!!! anyhow.. we had the trailor loaded up wif da 'nure.. ok.. amen for Wif da 'nure ok???.. so.. Well me and Grandpa were up in dere.. and so were mom and dad too ok.. well.. I was little and ignant and said I was hungry ok.. so I said so.. amen.. and so Grandpa pulled into a McDonalds to order his girl a Happy Meal ok.. so we had da 'nure wagon in da drive thru at MD's ok.. Mom was embaraccated.. ok.. but Grandpa said if his girl was hungry.. she wasn't gonna be for long.. amen.. ok.. I love my grandpa.. for real.. I miss him though, but I am happy that he is healed and walkin' that golden shore with my Jesus!! So there is my manure story.. ok, Ray??.. You thought I didn't have one.. but I did ok??.. OH AND ANOTHER THING!!!.. I only stayed up all night cuz I was workin' ok??... but I am fine.. amen.. press on to me!! ok.. I shall heed my own advice ok??? amen!!

'Nure Rocks!!!

Corrections

ummm I dont agree wit posting your post twice...ok?? Jus cause u want somebody to read ur jank u be postin twice like u a foo. Ok? Well, I has this same female friend. Pray for her ignance, but love her the same, amen!! I do. ......ok I must correct this in sayin I IS IGNANT....i think i saw double, but i cant know cause it aint there no more....excuse me..thank u ....and PEACE OUT

Sleep

I cant know why.. But Jesus really blessed me on yesterday (and my church too) He was just blessing all over. We had a good service in da lawd. I had sang.. God raised the Ransom (cuz he did ok? he paid that debt, cuz i wont has too! AMEN) and lawd, the spert fell! It was good.. my leg was shaking a bit? ok? Amen? But I has mixed emotions when i was finished.. cuz peeps gave me a standing OVO. But I dont like that ok? Cuz i know they think it was good or whatever.. but if not everyone stands then the peeps standing will be like.. they must not have thought it was good or whatever... so i just suggest.. everyone remain seated.. until the preacher axxx you to stand ok? Amen? right? uh-huh! Well, Well... V made some homemade BBQ pork on yesterday.. we ate that mess like we were pigs.. ok? We is big.. but we aint pink. there is a difference ok? Amen. And den.... i took another power nap... i really like dem things... and then i woke up and went to choir practice and then to church again and then went and got a blizzard. Im doing really good on my diet????? oh yeah?? hmmm... Pray tell. But I must address and issue... i has a friend that do alot of work on this here internet (did yall know there was different types of NETS within the internet..they has all kinds of name, i learned em in intro. to business but i cant know what they is?) and she stays up all the nights working. I try to tell her she needs some sleeps. but she say.. SHe be ok? Pray for her.. her name is __________ and if you cant remember her name just say.. God Bless __________. Amen?

ON DIS DAY, DIS HAPPY DAY PTL!!!

Ok....... www.google.com ....ok I had to get my URL disease out da way so I wont bore u all with URL's cause i dont like them. They is prejudice with all them W's.....i aint lyin....y cant it be kkk.google.com ~ we'd be shot though or something to that nature....or something arsonal I suppose?? I cant know though. Well, I must say this....I testified in church on Saturday night and I felt tha preacher comin on ok?? but Im a girl...it were a pentecostal/full gospel church on that night tho, so it were ok? they had chili and spaghetti that tasted like bu** and i werent fillin tha spirit up in there....especially after them peanut butter bars...i thought i would lose all that spaghetti...u could taste the deer in it lawd and I thought I would barf somethin serious ok?? Well next on the agenda was Walmart cause I had to redecorate my el bano (potty in espanol) I redid dat jank in pink shag....be lookin like Austin Powers, but not, ok?? Well and I had to get some of those $.98 Lipton noodle meals cause im poor on dis week!!! I believe that is all for now.......I shall return at a later time in Jesus Name PEACE OUT HOMIE DAWGS!

Hair Cut Ignance

OK.. so here's the thing.. when you is gettin' yo hair cut.. don't ack da foo and jerk your head all ova da place ok?... cuz you gonna end up lookin' dumb ok?? I shall testify of such ignance.. ok?? Last night, my little bro needed a hair cut.. now this was at 1 am ok?.. Lawd knows I can't think right or function den.. but oh well.. ok? So I get da clippers.. I bought them back at Christmas for my lil bro cuz I can cut hair wif scissors.. but it take too long.. lol.. anyhow.. I got the clippers and did the whole back of his head... erthing was doing good ok?.. I did the sides and genius there decided to start head bangin' or whatever WHILE I have the clippers up against his head.. HAVE MERCY!!!.. so that side of his hair is REALLY short ok??.. ok.. so I do the other side.. after explaining that if he ack da foo again and a chunk comes out where there is not sposed to be a chunk taken out.. it is his fault.. LAWD.. if I was havin' my hair cut.. I wouldn't be tryin' to perform da Lawd of Da Dance whilst sittin' in da chair ok??.. I'd be still.. Anyhow.. needless to say.. a chunk fell to da floor.. ok.. by this time.. I was dyin' laughin' ok??.. and so was he.. I'm like.. *Listen up, foo'.. you is da one who gonna be wearin' dis mess on yo head.. if you don't be still.. you is gonna end up wif one eye brow.. ok??* Well.. he still has both brows.. but I was tempted ok???... Well.. then I get to the top.. and erthing is going good until he pretends to sneeze ok??.. MY LAWD....... after we both could breev.. I realized yet another chunk was taken out.. this time right up front ok???.. TOTAL IGNANCE!!!.. amen!! He don't look TOO bad.. but still looks like someone had communion ght PHD before dey cut his hair.. Anyhow.. I do a good job at cutting hair normally.. it is just when ya cut da hair of a psycho foo'.. you can't know what you is gonna get.. ght FG... be blessed ya'll!!!

Word?!?!

Aight Chall Git Dis...

Aightchall what I screamin is how in da wurl do we unnerstain dis ghetto tawk, seewoti'msayin, day aint teached us NO ebonics in skool but still we be able to rap wid one anudda, seewoti'msayin. I member in da book of Hezekiah (now DAT were a crazee dawg him), in da book of Hezekiah the Lawd say to "Rap one wid anudda and lift up yo homees, peace goodwill and chicken-pot-pies fo evahmoe" or something lide dat, seewoti'msayin. Yo I luv dat part in dat movie where Leave it to dat Beaver mom talk like one of us. Dat ho was aight. Yo I jes wanted to put in my two centses, and now I must takes em out so I kin go git me a forty. Shalomahomee to all yall...

One more thing....

I shall tell Wendys this.... SAVE the decorative lettuce you has on the Fruit Salad bowls and add more fruit... until then, they is still good. But I will complain... I hope Dave is reading this.. oh yeah.. hes expired aint he? Bless his Soul. Did he know Jesus? I pray so.

TODAY

SHhhhhhhhhewwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee.... these blogs thing are cool ok? Today has been an interesting day.. I will share. OK? sit down and get you a cigarette. (but i dont smoke so blow your smoke the other way ok?) Amen! NO SMOKING. I had an 8:00 class so at 6:00 i woke up.. it was raining.. i was so tempted not to go..but i pressed on and went. Got there and there was 11 people that showed up... so my prof. said he was taking roll, passing out our mid-terms and we could exit stage left. So we did. Then i came home and called my ex-bosses lawyer. They is trying to act the fool! But Jesus know they is ignant (as well as I do) and they aint pullin nothing over on me. Ok? so WARNING.. YALL IS DUMB! LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM SMARTER THAN YOU THINK OK? Amen. (please read dis MS) Oh yesh... then it was time to get online and talk to my peeps. They are so special, so i did that. Amen. Then I went and got my welfare check (I worked for it though ok? telemarketing is so hard especially when you have these hateful peeps of today society to deals with. But its a blessing.. so i got that, then went and picked V up for lunch and went to Ms. wongs. (no leftoevers today!) Ms. wong was doing good.. (she say..Oh, it get chilly outside!.. I say..yesh.) Then I took V back to work.. (VA-NEES-A) Amen. No, NO, NO.. not Va-NeSS-A) She will call you out on dat ok? So get it right the first time. On to the bank, den to the cable company. Lawd, they charge outrageous prices.. but thats another story. ok? another blog? right? Yeah, i know. ok? then i came home... and took a power nap! PTL for power (not white power though). Amen. No power there. Woke up at 5:30 and went to get V. YESSS Thrift stoe night. We skipped Wongs for dinner (Sorry Ms. Wong, Jesus knows our heart) and went shopping at the CHKD thrift stoe. I bought 4 books. But it was 2 funny stories there.. and I will share... Me and V was looking at books and this young girl, prolly about 7 was looking at books and talking to herself. V kept looking at her like she was stupid, the girl was acting so crazy. I almost got weak to my knees laughing (on de inside, not wanting to disturb her conversation wit herself) ok? Then we pass this woman and she had the new Gaither Christmas video in her cart. BRAND NEW..never been open. it was $1.95, i tried to talk V into taking it out of her cart but she wouldnt do it. I was HOT about that. But Jesus was blessing anyway. ooh well.. didnt get that bargain. So then we left there and went to ACE Hardware.. for what i cant know.. but i did get two keys made that I have been needing for forever and 4 days and havent got done. PTL for the right time (hes an on time God, isnt he? oh yes, Yeah, I know thats right! He is that!) Then from there we went to the Dollar Tree.. I love that store. But I only got a couple of items and a bag of pretzel. Then we left there and went to my grandparents house. Lawd they is overly ignant. When we was leaving my NaNa walked us out.. Poor thing locked the door. She thought she was leaving too I reckon... and locked herself out the house. We were weak behind that. But Pop-Pop acted the fool and came and let her in. (much to my supprise.. he dont care.. he prolly would have left her out if the temps werent dropping! LOL) then we went to Wendys... oh man, im so proud of them. They got these new fruit bowls. They is really good and healthy.. so i got them that. And to go along with my obese nature.. i got a large frie too. Pray for me about that. No Fries ok? Lawd, and a biggie at that. jesus aint pleased..but hes dealing with me ok? He still working on me...(ght to Joel Hemphill) Oh Yesh.. he still working on me.. oh yesh....PTL I feel that... I aint finished yall... I know it took him about a week to make the moon and the stars.. but im prolly bigger than them ok? im sure.. so its taking longer.. we will get there.. I pray. So, now i am home and writing this. and im tired of typing and yall tired of reading.. so until next time. Yall be safe, its a terrible world we live in. But somebodies got to live! oh yes! Oh yes! Live for Jesus!

IM's...

What's the deal with gettin' IM's from ppl in Africa wanting to be your friend.. I'm sure they are nice ppl.. but it is always ppl in Africa... I'm like it is nice talkin' to you and all.. but I don't want to send you a pic or be your online buddy right now.. LOL.. I press on though..

OH OK AND THIS... You are talkin' to a real friend and they always just leave all of the sudden.. they don't even give you a chance to say goodbye or cya or nuffin'.. ok.. that are not nice!!! I must not be dere friend ok??? That do not make me happy but I know that Jesus loves me even in the midst of dis hatred.. so I shall press on!!!

Be blessed everyone and don't forget to check out da best website!!!

YOU ROCK!!!

PTL for correction

Ok...I found the need to correct my friend on her usage of vulgar language in the below post......and i quote...but ppl have a right to post URL's and sin with their family all they want.. ok?.. unquote.....I must correct her in sayin that Jesus dont like sin, nor with family ok??? but WE shall press on anyhow in Jesus name!!!! I luv my friend and are sorry if she were offensive...ok??? BLESS it!!!PEACE OUT

URL's

OK??.. so I was talkin' to my friend?.. ok.. she are really AWESOME ok?.. anyway.. we were talkin' about da over use of URL's in ppl's blogs.. amen?.. but ppl have a right to post URL's and sin with their family all they want.. ok?.. It are no big deal to me? Anyhow.. I shall get back to work and have a great blessed day of da Lawd, Lawd willin' AMEN PTL OK??? Have a great day.. ok??

Press on!!!

Friday Part 2

Amen PTL for Friday! As I roll up outta bed this moaning I notice it's a lil chilly up in here. All ten toes be freezin!! But the Lord gonna bless anyways ok? I are looking forward to a wonderful day of processed meat on a bun and greasy chips amen? Oh and ordained kraut too!! Amen and I would like to send a shout out to all my peeps at Here's The Deal...you know who you are! Ya'll tha bomb!!!

And I would like to thank a few folks for making Here's the Deal possible: First and foremost Jesus Christ, bc wifout Him I would be nothing, second my moms bc wifout her and the Lord and my daddy too I wouldn't be here to write. I would also like to thank my stubby fat fingers cause they can type and wifout them I wouldnt be typing. Also a big shout out to Emachines for the best piece of art under 400.00 amen? Walmartconnect for getting my hook up to the net! But i just got a thank you card from Walmartconnect for the 9.95 I pay them a month so the thank yous cancel out each other. I would also like to thank this blogger site. Last but certainly not least I would like to thank the Here's The Deal Team for all da laughs!!! Amen!

FRIDAY YAY

OK....PTL for Friday, but lawd I am so tired.....ok I had my first night at Cavalier University last night.....but thats not the name, but we are the cavs....That nickname makes me feel fat, but I shall press ON through the prejudism. Life is too short to worry about being a cav....y dont they just say cow? Ok well...anyhow, my teacher is like a major bore and laughs at his own lame comments and I rally cant know y, but I press on thru that, too ok?? Today is bosses day and that makes me happy....Im not a boss, but I love holidays all the more...and we got free blueberry pastries at work on today!! Well see me & my friend are planning a tour with the red-headed lady from hee-haw, but I shall just be the stage hand that sits in the audience and crys on her testimony....I hear that sells?>?? not sure about it....still praying for direction ok?? This gurl sent me the link to her blog the other day and there was like a major usage of URL'S and they all pointed to the same place....I was like hello...NOBODY cares about ur company cause u dont do jank ok??? WHEW.....all im sayin is posters and banners dont make a bad group good, ok??? Thats all Im saying!!!! I mean....come on....give em some voice lessons, a new image, and then more voice lessons....and how about a DIFFERENT company helpin promote them and maybe...just maybe they might go somewhere....who knows?? Depends on who funds their efforts....if it is sambo joint flea market on dirt road highway 84 next to the bog oak tree.....then ummm i believe we'll be travelin my moped....or worse....bicycle and eatin leaftover baked beans from a can....saved from last week....OK well PTL for vent times....now that im through PEACE OUT HOMIES!!!!!!!!!

Stressed & Jank

OK.. so I have a list of like 592 things that I need to get done RIGHT NOW.. I don't know where to begin and I'm freakin' out.. anyhow... I AM BLESSED!!!.. God is so good and He blesses me.. I can't know why.. but He do? He are my friend and He be takin' care of me and my peeps.. My peeps.. ok? OH SO HERE'S THE THING... I have the best peeps in da world.. They are so wonderful!! I love them so much ok??.. oh and they are WAY too funny too.. ok??.. they make my sides hurt ok??.. And I don't know how many times I have not been able to breev.. ok??.. I have to call out *VOONKUM* for dem to save me ok???.. but they don't really save me.. ok??.. cuz..

JESUS SAVES!!!!!!!

ok??.. all you have to do is ask him!!!.. I am having fun? right fun?.. writing this blog post ok??.. I hope I am not too boring because den you will leave.. and then I shall cry, but I can't know about that cus I can't see if you don't read or not.. ok??.. (If you are still reading, please leave a comment ok???) oh yeah.. I have a funny pic to show you ok.. it is on one of my favorite sites too.. Here it is.. just click this link ---> HAHAHA!!! It is so funny to me.. ok.. and my spirit ... ght Ray!!.. OK.. so my friend Ray is a LIAR.. ok.. tell him that when you see him.. ok?? Take care!!!

Press on!!!

Hong Kong Wongs Part 2

Lawd I think I got some of Ms Wongs leftovers too. Amen? Her south resturant serves up sweet and sour bologna and it working its magic on my digestive tract now. Ms Wong needs to know we in a MSG free society now. Somebody need to tell her. BTW vikings were notorious for their horn tooting!!! So toot away Sir Eric the Brown.

Morning Slips

Well, i went to viking village this moaning for class. Prof. didnt show up, he sent word for us to sign in and leave. So, I did. (ok, didnt have to tell me twice)..but he could have emailed and let me know. Cuz Twiford called and I could have made some money. ignant peeps... cant do anything right dese days. Anyhow, i must share with ALL (whoever reads this jank) about my journey to class though. First i must tell... last night I went to Hong Cong (H&K) and lovely ms. wong decided to give us left overs. So for brek-fist dis moaning i had some. (very good, healthy?) so on my way to glass... that broccolli and beef starting acting the fool on me. I said, oh no, not now....dont do me dissa way! But it did. My stomach went to rumbling and before i knew it..air went to slippin (like sally).. I would take a step and slip, step, slip, step, slip... it was a real tragedy. But thankfully nobody was walking behind me.. i started walking faster so no crowd would gather behind me. Amen! Im gonna have to tell ms. wong to hold her leftovers. But they was a blessing. It quit after a while though. I guess they got tired of slipping or rebelling one. I was happy fo dat. I just sat in the lobby and read till my next class and looked at the ignant peeps walking by. It was fun! I wish i had someone to share my opinions about them folks wit. Amen? ok? PTL? for slippin! and WONGS. OHhhh yesh~

PREACH/PRESS ON!!!!!

Ok I use to know dis black/soul gospel spiritual song that say ...da.na.na.na.na PRESS ON!!!! well...i felt that ok??? Jesus has blest upon me this day..AMEN? I shall say that I had mexican for lunch and its makin me sick.....tearin it up, aight? YESH tho I shall press on....and take Immodium for dis. Diet coke Caffiene free is tha jank (minus the artificial sweetener....that kills ok?). I must admit that I luv this bloggin junk even though I dunno who is gonna read this...or even besides that read it and get any educational value from it, but in that case I will add this....I start skool tonight, and I need it. I luv english, but we shall see how I progress in dis class...I hate talkin, but luv writin!!! Ok, well I shall end this, but I pray u find a smile in dis blog, cause lawd it be crackin me up sometimes and I aint lyin.....AMEN for serious blogs....PEACE OUT HOMIES

Ministry vs Entertainment/Business

Is it ministry? Is it Entertainment? Or Both??

YES!!! Although there are some groups out there that admit that they are in "the business" as a form of entertainment, the majority of groups/singers are there for ministry reasons. Their purpose is to minister and spread the Hope of Jesus through song. However, you can NOT effectively minister, in music or any other medium, unless people somewhat enjoy it. Enjoying something means you are being entertained. You can't expect someone to heed God's call and respond to the ministry of the group, unless they are enjoying the set. If they are not being entertained, then they are wasting their time (they feel) and will not be receptive to the message.

As far as ministry vs. business, the business end of SGM stinks! However, if you do not run your ministry as a business, your ministry will fail. Simple as that! What do you think?

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Wassup Peeps???

LAWD... I feel blessed to be alive dis afternoon.. da good Lord is blessin' me and my peeps.. OK?? **** for ALL my frenz? amen? I just be chillin' here, yo... Lookin' at dis mess of work I must get done.. Of course, I have to check all the MB action, ok?? I live on YM and MB's ok? All my frenz are dere and it is just wonderful ok?? OH PTL!!!.. I was just sittin' here and saw my frenz' wife log on YM.. she is funny to me.. and she don't even know it.. I think that rocks ok?? Cuz it are in secret that she is funny to me OK?? PTL for C&P!!! AMEN!! GLORY!!!.. I used that myself (right???) because it is good!! amend!!

About C&P
C&P is a useful shortcut used to copy & paste from one place to another? ok? Press on!!

Anyhow.. Lawd.. dat was ignant of me and I are not a goot writer in dis thing ok?.. but I will press on till Jesus comes.. He will deliver us out of this bondage of ignance!!!

PRESS ON!!!

SG Concept Videos

Just Say No To SG Concept Videos!!!!!!!! The few I've seen are terrible!!!

Terrible Directing
Terrible Acting
Terrible Producing

Concept Videos are the Comp Disc of the future!!!!!
You pay high prices for a one song shot and empty promises

AMEN AMEN AMEN

I luv ignance and Jesus, too!! Well, how about the presidential debate last night....ok I dont know how u like it, but I think Bush is off da hook!! I luv him. I just thought it was really rediculous how Kerry was trying to quote scripture when he is clearly for abortion and admits that it is a womans choice. That made me sick....anyhow, I think Bush rocked it and he certainly has my vote. As far as everything else goes, I must say I got a chuckle from this last post by my friend.....He is a supa stah ok??? and a good bussy, too? PEACE OUT ON DIS DAY!!!

IGNANCE

Well my oh my.
I am so high tech dese days. How in the world are yall durin? You see, this is really cool. HEY YALL! I feel dumb, but thats ok cuz God is still on his throne ( and he will take care of his own).. dont fret about that! ok? Some girl on MSN is trying to help me with this thing...but she is having difficulties, along with myself. We are good examples of IGNANT. (funeral peeps) ok? Mercy Me (ght to the group) it has been an emotional day already. I woke up singing Master of the Wind and I feel Jesus (cuz i did, ok) and tears have been coming down all moaning (light,not heavy, like me, OK?) Well I must go at this time of the day to the village... yall know about that one? you know? right? sally? ok? VIKING PRIDE!

What I'm Screamin'...

OK.. so we have all these SG experts and know-it-alls flooding the online SGM communities.. They know all of the answers to every question and have a solution that will fix every problem that SGM has.. OK?.. so why are these same ppl the very ones that are in debt up to the roof of their Eagles sittin' out in their drive way... in which they never travel more than 100 miles for all 3 of their singin's that they have the first 6 months of the year??? If they REALLY know it all.. why are they in that situation?.. I would really like an answer to this.. It seems to me that these people are just trying to impress the next guy.. and/or they are not smart enough to actually "make it" in SGM.. instead they sit on their driveways listening to their bad recordings flood the air ways of the local SG station. If the groups worried about doing their best for HIM.. they would be blessed! What do you think?

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Peepin' Out The Window..

As I sit here pondering the meaning of life... (OK, just kidding folks.. lol) Just wanted to write a little note about the beautiful colors that I see out my window. It is slowly approaching colder weather. Fall is a wonderful time of year! I love it! The beautiful colors of the trees and the harvest fruits are brilliant and warming. The multitude of things that God has blessed us with can be seen everyday of our lives. Though sometimes we may overlook them, God's little packages of blessings are there none the less. All we have to do is open the package and realize the beauty and magnificence of the Lord. Take time to enjoy the little things in life, the bigger things will be so much better!! I know this isn't the typical blog post, but the least we can do is be an encourager!

3n(0ur4@3r

HERE'S THE THING...

Howdy peeps!! This is tha first actual entry I guess.....today is a beautiful Wednesday ~~ YESH...ok, well I feel entirely nerdy, but Jesus gonna bless dis...ya hear? All Im sayin is that Im really tired on dis day and I wish somebody would have wrote on here first, so I dont feel so alone, but Jesus is my friend, too? OK? As the ol' sayin goes "Im Never Alone" lawd, I pray that song will be a hit?? #1!!! If you this this jank is stupid...I apologize from the depths of my heart (ght the isaacs)...at least i had the bravery to do dis first......and all this ghetto talk is hurtin my head....I'll write again soon peeps, so holla holla PEACE OUT

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